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Terrorist arms trafficker and Don Winner join forces

Death porn paradise revived

Believe it or not, but dirty terrorist arms trafficker Marco Shrem has revived the failed Malibu beach real estate swindle and turned it into a brand new project ... More »

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Decameron offers gunfight package

The development of a mature tourism industry in Panama is still in its infancy, but the Colombian owned Decameron resort has taken the lead by offering a new ... More »

On Sunday 2 Oct 2011
In Tourism
Tag dead decameron dirty diseases gangs gunfights horror killed shooting tourism wounded
With 5 Comments

Medical tourist loses penis

Remember, dear reader, how we warned you almost a year ago that Medical Tourism is a dumb and dangerous fantasy: unless you are some sort of a medical thrill-seeker addicted ... More »

On Wednesday 9 Feb 2011
In Tourism
Tag amateurism malpractice medical tourism men's quality panama penis
With 5 Comments

Toxic smoke, garbage and polluted water welcome tourists to Panama

SINCE the government of our beloved narco-ruler Ricardo Martinelli took office, tourists visiting Panama City have been able to enjoy the spectacular sight of mountains of garbage strewn ... More »

On Thursday 20 Jan 2011
In Tourism
Tag fire garbage panama playa blanca poisonous fumes pollution rio hato tourism toxic smoke water
With 5 Comments

Cultural Tourism: Visit the Panama Wall!

Minister of Security Raul Mulino, also known as the "Butcher of Bocas", gifted with a bottomless imagination where it comes to promoting our glorious nation, has announced plans ... More »

On Friday 26 Nov 2010
In Tourism
Tag aliens berlin border checkpoint charlie contraband costa rica cultural tourism drug trafficking panama raul mulino tourism wall
With 4 Comments

Beat up nature-lovers in Boquete!

Since our visionary maximum leader, il Duce Martinelli, rammed this so-called "sausage law" through the assembly, our heroic national police has become increasingly creative in cooking up new ... More »

On Tuesday 21 Sep 2010
In Tourism
Tag beat up boquete bribery carmencita tedman corregidora Corruption holiday osvaldo cerracin panama police abuse road torture tourism walkiria castillo
With 13 Comments

Panama closes down Bocas ferries, help tourism boycott

Who said that the government of our enlightened money laundering supermarket king, Ricardo Martinelli, doesn't listen to the people? Tourists called for a Panama/Bocas del Toro boycott and ... More »

On Friday 13 Aug 2010
In Tourism
Tag almirante bocas boycott changuinola ferry maritime authority tourism
With 28 Comments

Air Panama whines about parody on its complicity in Bocas violence

So we did this story about a parody on the Air Panama "come to Bocas" commercial after the airline had been found to be involved in flying police ... More »

On Thursday 29 Jul 2010
In Tourism
Tag air panama bocas del toro copyright drug pilot george novey human rights abuse noriega parody tourism ven pa' bocas violence youtube
With 5 Comments

Air Panama tries to salvage tourism in Bocas with wacky ad campaign

Air Panama, the hopelessly overpriced local airline that never flies on time, had a nice gig during the protests on and around the 10th of July in Bocas ... More »

On Thursday 22 Jul 2010
In Tourism
Tag air panama bocas del toro boycott death destruction riot police tourism tourist boycott
With 9 Comments

Tourists start boycotting Panama

We like tourism here at the Bananama Republic. It's one of the cleanest ways of development for a country - if done right. Much cleaner than open pit ... More »

On Monday 19 Jul 2010
In Politics, Tourism
Tag air panama bocas del toro boycott development environment fascism killing martinelli panama repression tourism
With 25 Comments

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