Panama politicians discover the legal system

kangaroo court in Panama

Panama magistrate at work

Panama’s enlightened political class has a new hobby: They’re all filing criminal complaints against each other and starting suing rings. In what would be best described as the judicial version of the swingers lifestyle, politicians run to and from the prosecutor’s offices with no other intention than to screw each other. An overview:

The PRD has filed a claim to have the appointment of Bonissi as the pseudo-procurador declared unconstitutional with the Supreme Court;

The PRD has filed a criminal complaint against Panama governor Mayin Correa for supposedly receiving a double salary, for being governor and for being a member of the Central American Parliament;

Correa has replied by saying that she might sue the PRD in response;

The PRD has filed a complaint against Panama City mayor Bosco the Clown, for abuse of authority in firing political opponents from the municipality;

Education minister Lucy Molinar doesn’t just face strikes and protests, but has now been slapped with a complaint for abuse of authority too, related to her ramming reforms through;

And that is just in one day! And on top of that, we have all the complaints back and forth surrounding the ouster of Ana Matilde Gómez by Martinelli and some others too much to mention.

Expect lots of kangaroo hopping the coming weeks and months. We’ll set up some sort of tracking system here so you can stay on top of it all.

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The many nice faces of investment grade

In case you wondered; this is what “Panama is open for business” looks like. La Prensa today has a story about families being kicked out of their homes in Bahia Honda, Santa Catalina, Mariato and Pixvae. And those are not squatters who had just invaded some land, but families with over 50 years of living there.

In the orders, signed by president Mentirelli, there is talk of “land invasion” affecting “persons and entities that have made investments in the area”. That’s Martinelli speak for “get the fuck out of here because otherwise the speculators won’t make any money”.

Must also be why he likes Gustavo Perez so much. Only a war criminal would execute such orders.

So, who did he sign these orders for, in other words, who are these speculators? Bananama Republic will find out. And then we’ll sink’em!

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Martinelli promised to bring the whole country online by building a free nationwide wireless internet access service, but what he’s really constructing is a massive system to spy on the citizens who use it.

The implementation of the “internet for all” program is behind schedule, and according to Eric Jackson that is because the technical ramifications of the espionage component cause delays.

Martinelli doesn’t just want a vast network of wireless access points, his internet service has to meet the following specifications:

  1. Content controls based upon policy profiles defined by the government, which include such minimum common categories as pornography, peer-to-peer, download of archives, video, music and games of chance, with a minimum 95 percent effectiveness….
  2. The service must have an access control system that can be activated at the request of the Secretary of the Presidency for Governmental Innovation [now superseded by the authority] to require an authentication factor and the management of user accounts….
  3. The administered network must permit the logical separation of users in different domains, including the ability to define and manage different policies and profiles for authentication, assignment of bandwidth consumption limits, and other characteristics to be based upon the requisites and needs of the different user groups….
  4. The system must have an index system with compulsory addressing to the principal pages (captive portal) to facilitate the use of the service and access to the pages of the government’s preference.

So you log on, and have to give a username and a password no doubt linked to your real identity, and then you’re not only blocked from accessing sites the government doesn’t want you to see, but it becomes very easy to actually monitor everything you do on the Martinelliweb. It’s what countries like Cuba, Iran and China do, now brought to you by a right-wing Panamanian government.

Wifi for all in Afghanistan

But there is hope! In Afghanistan they tried to do the same, implement internet infrastructure everywhere with funding from the World Bank and it has been an epic fail. The ones accomplishing stuff are the Jalalabad FabFi lab, bringing wireless internet to remote areas with tools found at the local shop or even the garbage dump.

(…) an 18-month World Bank funded infrastructure project to bring internet connectivity to Afghanistan began more than SEVEN YEARS ago and only made its first international link this June. That project, despite hundreds of millions of dollars in funding, is still far from being complete. Meanwhile, FabLabbers are building useful infrastructure for pennies on the dollar out of their garbage.”

So while Martinelli’s program suffers from delay after delay, this is what in the more remote communities, or basically everywhere, people could easily be doing. It would be cheap enough, build knowledge and it would outmaneuver the Martinelli Spy Network.

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Gustavo Perez de la Ossa, condemned hostage taker

Our war criminal police chief, just back from his trip to the Middle East with Martinelli, complains in El Panama America that his honor is affected by publications accusing him of war crimes.

It’s like Martinelli calling for “unity” and “help” to make “change” reality: When criminals start complaining about their honor you can be sure they’re in trouble.

In his integrally published discourse, Gustavo Perez never explains why he was thrown out of the police force in 1990 for taking hostages if he didn’t take hostages. He doesn’t explain why Martinelli already admitted that he knew about him having taken journalists and other civilians hostage during the US invasion in 1989. He just says he didn’t do it and that there is no proof, despite a document stating the contrary.

Is Perez a liar? We definitely think so, and a coward to boot. And we’re afraid that, given the state of affairs in our public ministry now headed by a Martinelli yes-man, he may actually get away with it. A war criminal heading the police force – el cambio esta en marcha!

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פאָאָלס זענען מער

Martinelli in Israel

Years ago, if you’d go from Avenida Balboa up the street next to Los Delfines, Calle Anastacio Ruiz, you’d find a small food place called Mukis Falafel. It started as just a counter with a small terrace, and then the terrace was closed in to provide an air conditioned environment to clients. Next to it was a car wash where they also fixed go-karts.

Mukki prepared falafel as it should be, rich in taste and texture and with a great choice of sauces and other add-ons. Sometimes he managed to get lamb meat (not easy in Panama) so that he could prepare shoarma too. He’d left Israel because it was too hectic for his taste, and managed the falafel restaurant together with his wife. I think they also had a business going in the Colon free zone.

One day I went back there and it had gone. Not just Mukis Falafel, no, the whole building had gone, and so had the building next to it that housed “Café Café”, which was the more yeye Jewish place in town, to make room for yet another tower that was of course never built.

So, I was glad to note that on the new “food plaza” of the ever expanding Albrook Mall there was now a “Falafel King”. It had no clients, while a long line stood in front of Kenfucky Fried Chicken. Up I went and ordered a shoarma.

Malls are horrible places to eat. There’s noise everywhere, there was some very bad dance presentation courtesy of Claro & Useless, and TV’s were spouting the news at the same time. Martinelli was in Israel and of course he got himself in trouble. Is Ricardo Martinelli, Caliph of Panama, indeed kosher? Our bumbling Grand Duke of 99 and his entourage have in just under a week dangerously increased the chances we won’t have falafel or shoarma in Panama at all. Proclaiming Israel the “guardians” of Jerusalem with his usual muddleheadedness, our national disgrace managed to upset those same Arabs with whom he so proudly was doing business just days before. And they’re angry! (more…)

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You don’t have to be really bright to understand that this “mano dura” thing against crime doesn’t work. Countries with low crime rates keep these rates low not by implementing “mano dura” and putting ever more police on the streets, but by sane social policies.

In El Salvador, a country plagued by high levels of gang violence, they have had it with the mano dura approach too. They tried it, didn’t work. In fact, it makes things worse. “It has brought us more headaches than solutions”, said a government official.

Logically, in Panama all emphasis is thus on more of the mano dura programs. More police in the streets, throwing 12 year old kids in jail, round up everybody else too – everything to avoid that something might actually work. So brace yourselves, dear readers, because in the absence of sensible solutions and policy, crime rates will continue to go up.

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Papadimitriu wants “Plan Panama”

Panama wants money too

The report by the State Department about drug trafficking and money laundering is already generating lots of controversy, even though it doesn’t say anything new. Venezuela is angry, and Bolivia hasn’t even responded to the drivel so far Bolivia has also rejected the worthless report.

And the Panamanians? They see it as an opportunity to squeeze money out of the US, of course!

La Prensa quotes Minister of the Presidency Jimmy Papadimitriu saying that if Panama’s democracy is really under threat from drug trafficking, the gringos should draw their wallet and pay up. A sort of “Okay, we suck. Give us money and maybe we’ll suck less”.

Billions of dollars have been given to Plan Colombia, and even more billions to Mexico’s “Plan Merida”, said a disgruntled Papadimitriu. So now he also wants billions so that Panama too can have a plan that doesn’t work, with real soldiers!

We suggest that, if the US falls for this shake-down and indeed throws money at Panama, it is managed by a private interest foundation. We hear the name “Mar del Sur” might soon be available again.

UPDATE: Would the 1.6% growth of our banking sector last year, supposedly due to “increased cash deposits”, have something to do with our designation as a top money laundering haven by US State Dept., you think?

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Gustavo Perez de la Ossa, condemned hostage taker

The PRD is in internal conflict. On one side, they just love to be able to slam Martinelli with his police chief who was thrown out of the police force in 1990 for having committed the war crime of taking civilian hostages during the 1989 US invasion.

On the other hand, this whole hostage deal was a sort of their own thing. They were the ones who were running the show, the military, and Gustavo Perez de la Ossa. And such coward policy of taking civilian hostages was typical for the PRD rulers.

So, contradictory statements come out of the PRD cupola. First they attacked Martinelli in a communique last Saturday:

El director de la PN fue dado de baja en 1990 por afectar el prestigio de la institución, al cometer una acción que la Convención de Ginebra tipifica como delito grave; sin embargo, lo que ha hecho el Gobierno es expresarle su apoyo y ahora monta otra campaña de ataques contra sus críticos.

Then yesterday, March 1st, they released another statement, with no mention at all of Gustavo Perez or the Geneva Convention. To add to the confusion, a “clarification” was then also sent, saying that they never sent the first statement and that they never expressed any opinion about the crimes committed by Perez. HoraCero has neatly lined up the three PRD releases, for your entertainment.

And where’s Perez himself? In Israel, traveling with Martinelli.

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Panama's economy slows down

Remember how all these “economists” and real estate promoters were predicting that Panama would continue to show strong economic growth in 2009, the highest in Latin America and how we would be totally immune to the fall-out of the credit crisis?

Well, it was all bullshit of course.

Economic growth fell spectacularly from 10.7% in 2008 to just 2.4% in 2009. These so-called “analysts” were off in their predictions by about 100%. Don’t believe them ever again!

And here’s the killer: The highest economic growth in Latin America in 2009 was in left-wing axis-of-evil country Bolivia, with 3.7%. The country also has low inflation, record savings and even a property boom going on. Panama, on the other hand, is witnessing the collapse of the property bubble, Canal transits are going down and the Martinelli government is scrambling for money to pay for basic services. Yeah, I know, it hurts when socialists turn out to be actually better at running a country.

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