Uribe terrorist sides with censorship from Panama hiding place

¿Qué SOPA?

Disgraced Colombian corrupt intelligence slut Maria del Pilar Hurtado yesterday joined the first international cyberwar against internet censorship from her Panamanian hideout - siding with the censors, of ... More »

Song and dance man loses heroic fight in just one day

Boscolandia theme park closed

UPDATED - In a fit of mass psychosis, Panamanians elected television song and dance man Bosco Vallarino to be mayor of Panama City in 2009. A small constitutional ... More »

On Friday 13 Jan 2012
In Bananamismo
Tag blandon bosco bosco the clown martinelli mayor panameñistas resignation
With 5 Comments

War of the Twitter Bots

Martinelli opens 2012 circus season

Ricardo Martinelli escaped from the asylum the other day, and made an appearance at the National Assembly for the festive opening of the new season; another year of ... More »

On Tuesday 3 Jan 2012
In Bananamismo, featured
Tag asylum callcenters la prensa madhouse martinelli prd speech twitterbots
With 3 Comments

Necrophilia on the Isthmus

Arnulfista Death Porn Fiesta

Hello Bananamistas! Did you enjoy the funeral of the Great Leader Kim Jong Il as much as we did? And did you also wonder why we, here in Panama, ... More »

On Friday 30 Dec 2011
In Bananamismo
Tag arnulfismo arnulfo arias bones funeral kleptocrats martinelli mireya moscoso necrophilia torrijismo Uribe
With 3 Comments

Panama upgrades to Noriega v.2.0

Drug Government Becomes Stronger

Op-ed by Dr. Mauro Zuñiga Arauz It is a known fact that many state governments have been, in one form or another, linked to drug traffickers. The same can be ... More »

On Wednesday 28 Dec 2011
In Corruption
Tag drug trade g-2 kleptocracy lavitola martinelli mauro zuñiga money laundering noriega super99
With 4 Comments

Lucha libre between Martinelli and Eisenmann

Battle of the oligarchs

In case you missed it: Our president is on a crusade for respect, peace and justice in our tiny nation and of course he can't use criticism from ... More »

On Wednesday 28 Dec 2011
In Corruption
Tag biodiversity museum biomuseo eisenmann frank gehry la prensa lucha libre martinelli oligarchs
With 1 Comment

Scamming through charity

The Inter Nations Peace Foundation

Convicted serial fraud artist, arsonist and assaulter Monte Friesner has been pumping a new vehicle in his steady stream of fake press releases on his Pronto Cash website; ... More »

On Wednesday 21 Dec 2011
In Scams & Frauds
Tag Abdir Rashid Hersi Ahmed Dirir Hussen Bahram Fouladi carlyle coutts inter nations peace foundation lawrence b. heath Mitchell Mike Alkis money laundering monte friesner Noreldin-Said Waisy tatiana nazarova
With Comments Off

Si señor, of curse yur money is safe with us very safe

Law firm goes offshore gambling

Scam pimp alert! What is he pumping this time? Some gambling outfit, called Sports Bet Panama: There are now new options for those in Panama City who like to ... More »

On Saturday 17 Dec 2011
In Bananamismo
Tag batshit crazy stuff compass law don winner josé ventura offshore gambling panama guide scam pimp sportsbook
With 3 Comments

No more bunga bunga

Martinelli in radar panic

Our otherwise cold blooded and level headed president Rico Martinelli has turned into a nervous wreck because of spaghetti eaters. What happened? Well, just as we predicted, the ... More »

On Friday 16 Dec 2011
In Corruption, featured
Tag Finmeccanica mafia marina grossi raul mulino ricardo martinelli selex Silvio Berlusconi Valter Lavitola
With 3 Comments

Sociopath Friesner strikes again

Friesner removes fake press release

Pronto Cash S.A., the prepaid Mastercard outfit of fraud artist Monte Friesner and his wife Tatiana Nazarova, issues one spectacular press release after the other. And they're all ... More »

On Wednesday 14 Dec 2011
In Scams & Frauds
Tag Financiera Pronto Cash S.A. fraud Lawrence Heath Leon Fraser & Associates mastercard monte friesner pronto cash tatiana nazarova Willaude Corporation
With 6 Comments

What were they thinking anyway?

Panama loses in war with France

Remember how Panama declared war on France, after the wine slurpers had called Panama an example of a tax dodging haven? The Panamanians would teach the Gauls a ... More »

On Wednesday 14 Dec 2011
In Politics
Tag banking financial crime france narco offshore panama ratification sarko taxation transparency treaty
With 1 Comment

The narco tyrants return turns into a drunken circus

Noriega still rules

If you spend any considerable time in Panama, after a while you realize that nothing here is real and most of what you see is pretending to be ... More »

On Monday 12 Dec 2011
In Bananamismo, featured
Tag chaos gamboa iberia martinelli mendez mulino noriega panama prado pretending renacer return
With 15 Comments

Where's the money?

Malibu Beach story doesn’t add up

The story about how the Malibu Beach project of arms trafficker Marco Shrem lost $4 million of client funds to criminal developer Econoplade, as scam pimp Don Winner ... More »

On Saturday 10 Dec 2011
In Scams & Frauds
Tag arms trafficking cardoze don winner econoplade malibu beach marco shrem
With 2 Comments

Positive news!

Police starts roadside assistance plan

Just seen on Twitter: The National Police is going to emphasize the "servir" part of "proteger y servir". How? Well, they've launched an initiative in which you can ... More »

On Friday 9 Dec 2011
In Bananamismo
Tag policia nacional proteger y servir roadside assistance
With 1 Comment

A quick how to guide for drug runners

Selex radar useless against narcos

Minister of Security Raúl Mulino steadfastly refuses to tell us what the specifications are of the radar coastal monitoring system he purchased from SELEX Sistemi Integrati. He says that ... More »

On Thursday 8 Dec 2011
In Corruption, featured
Tag coastal surveillance Finmeccanica lanchas lyra 50 mulino radar selex
With 15 Comments

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