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Court throws case back at dumb prosecutors

Friesner case goes nowhere

One of the reasons we are always so on top of everything here at Bananama Republic is really because of our vast network of sources and spies. One ... More »

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DIscovery: Journalists have opinions!

Canadian journalist refused entry

While our c̶a̶p̶o̶ ̶d̶i̶ ̶m̶a̶f̶i̶a̶ great president Martinelli was babbling in Davos about how Panama has real press freedom, the immigration authorities at Tocumen International M̶o̶n̶e̶y̶ ̶L̶a̶u̶n̶d̶e̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶C̶e̶n̶t̶e̶r̶ Airport stopped ... More »

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Don Winner again caught with hands in cookie jar

Scam pimp in grand theft GPS maps

NOW what do we read in our beloved Panama Guide™ webzine? Another one of Don Winner's good friends bites the dust! On the run for the law. Fleeing charges ... More »

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Panama upgrades to Noriega v.2.0

Drug Government Becomes Stronger

Op-ed by Dr. Mauro Zuñiga Arauz It is a known fact that many state governments have been, in one form or another, linked to drug traffickers. The same can be ... More »

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Lucha libre between Martinelli and Eisenmann

Battle of the oligarchs

In case you missed it: Our president is on a crusade for respect, peace and justice in our tiny nation and of course he can't use criticism from ... More »

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Scamming through charity

The Inter Nations Peace Foundation

Convicted serial fraud artist, arsonist and assaulter Monte Friesner has been pumping a new vehicle in his steady stream of fake press releases on his Pronto Cash website; ... More »

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No more bunga bunga

Martinelli in radar panic

Our otherwise cold blooded and level headed president Rico Martinelli has turned into a nervous wreck because of spaghetti eaters. What happened? Well, just as we predicted, the ... More »

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Sociopath Friesner strikes again

Friesner removes fake press release

Pronto Cash S.A., the prepaid Mastercard outfit of fraud artist Monte Friesner and his wife Tatiana Nazarova, issues one spectacular press release after the other. And they're all ... More »

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Where's the money?

Malibu Beach story doesn’t add up

The story about how the Malibu Beach project of arms trafficker Marco Shrem lost $4 million of client funds to criminal developer Econoplade, as scam pimp Don Winner ... More »

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A quick how to guide for drug runners

Selex radar useless against narcos

Minister of Security Raúl Mulino steadfastly refuses to tell us what the specifications are of the radar coastal monitoring system he purchased from SELEX Sistemi Integrati. He says that ... More »

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gobierno de empresarios

Desperate Martinelli sends malware

President Martinelli and his government of entrepreneurs are taking the fight against the opposition 2.0 with renewed activity of the cyber dignity battalions that caused such a furor a ... More »

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Online shell games of the vultures

Patrick Visser Q&A session to nowhere

UPDATED AND REVISED EDITION - The Silva Tree forestry scam is now having such a bad reputation that its principals are a sort of trying to disappear from ... More »

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Never ending Martinelli sleaze

Noriega pardon to cover more scandals

Dr. Mauro Zuñiga Araúz, writer, doctor, opposition figure under the dictatorship, opinion leader and staunch critic of Martinelli, is following our capo's shenanigans closely and publishes his uncensored ... More »

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Pre-Menstrual Scam

Mary Sloane heads bloody revolution

UPDATED, see below. - Mary K. Sloane, disbarred Canadian lawyer for stealing client funds. Over a million dollars from foreigners living in Panama disappeared into a pyramid scheme through ... More »

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Slow-motion collapse of Martinelli's rule

Mafia plots to take over Panama Canal

UPDATE: Now with original documents! Hello gringo government! You thought Noriega was bad, turning the country into a branch office of the narco cartels? Think again! Our own ... More »

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