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This message was posted today on the Yahoo Group "Viviendo en Panama" and then sent about everywhere: From: Clyde J <clydej@nwlink.com> To: viviendo_en_panama@yahoogroups.com Sent: Mon, July 11, 2011 7:50:28 AM Subject: [viviendo_en_panama] ... More »

Martinelli, Varela, make fools of themselves on Twitter

AFTER Martinelli's fatal drunken Blackberry chat to then-ambassador Barbara Stephenson demanding help with tapping the phones of his critics, you'd think that our Excelentisimo and his henchmen would ... More »

On Thursday 24 Feb 2011
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Tag fools martinelli twitter varela
With 5 Comments

Poop fest at the sausage factory

The government alliance is falling apart and they're slinging shit all over the place. First, vice-president Varela had to step in and twist arms to prevent the Narco99 ... More »

On Thursday 6 Jan 2011
In Wacky
Tag centennial bridge defamation idaan insult martinelli reelection varela
With 8 Comments

Nun Tossing: new Panama outdoor sport

We're sure you've heard of "dwarf tossing" before, a sport we practice regularly here in the Bananama Republic newsroom to channel our aggression and frustration about the criminals ... More »

On Friday 12 Nov 2010
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Tag dwarf tossing evictions martinelli mobsters nun tossing olympic committee panama poverty sport
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Satan unimpressed by attempts to oust him from schools

Attempts by Panamanian legislator Alcibíades Vásquez Velásquez, of the governing Panameñista party, to expel the Devil from private and public schools by prohibiting the celebration of Halloween were ... More »

On Tuesday 26 Oct 2010
In Wacky
Tag Alcibíades Vásquez Velásquez christmas devil halloween hell opus dei satan
With 3 Comments

Don Winner obsessively makes up shit – again

Donald Kent Winner, the author/publisher of the Panama Guide blog who makes his money promoting scams, frauds and arms traffickers in Panama, has a "story" up claiming that ... More »

On Friday 15 Oct 2010
In Wacky
Tag crackpot don winner donald kent winner dopehead douchebag fake libel lies mental problems obsession panama guide substance abuse thin air
With 3 Comments

Authorities go crazy over skirt length

If you really want to know (you don't, but we're telling you anyway) what a bunch of narrow-minded hypocrite sexually obsessed perverted backward frustrated imbeciles great visionary people ... More »

On Wednesday 8 Sep 2010
In Wacky
Tag bus dangerous ethics lucy molinar moral organized crime panama police re-education schoolgirls sex skirts underwear
With 7 Comments

Hector Infante pulls off another $50 million heist

Avid readers of Bananama Republic know of course that Panama is an international financial center with many banks and finance houses built on money laundering and shady dealings. ... More »

On Thursday 19 Aug 2010
In Wacky
Tag charly garcia financial center fraud gilbert straub gilberto arias hector infante hilda arias hsbc investment grade joe salterio kevin bradley monte friesner offshore banking poverty theft wilson lucom
With 3 Comments

Ex-general dresses up like gay marriage limo driver

There used to be this joke, during the dark days of the dictatorship in Panama, something to the effect that from now on human intelligence was no longer ... More »

On Thursday 12 Aug 2010
In Wacky
Tag aeronaval army cross-dressing cueco gay marriage jacinto tom aleman machismo maricon panama pathetic pato pompous senan tercermundista uniform
With 3 Comments

Did “Wild Bill” kill Monte Friesner’s poodle?

Canadian fraud artist Monte Friesner filed the most bizarre criminal defamation complaint against your author in the history of Bananama Republic. It alleges a conspiracy between yours truly ... More »

On Saturday 7 Aug 2010
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Tag calumnia y injuria canada panama corregidor don winner fraud froufrou hitman monte friesner natasha nazarova panama legal system poodle pronto cash scam wild bill
With 10 Comments

Bosco the Clown has children beat each other up for scholarships

A new initiative by our corrupt mayor, the mental retard Bosco the Clown. There are only so many scholarships the municipality has to give away, because he needs ... More »

On Thursday 22 Jul 2010
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Tag bosco the clown boxing children mental illness panama retards savage scholarship unicef violence
With 10 Comments

Martinelli will also sue Pat Buchanan, Bill Clinton, others

Panama's president Ricardo Martinelli is making headlines with an initiative to press for criminal charges in Costa Rica against online publication El País. According to Martinelli and Jimmy ... More »

On Thursday 20 May 2010
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Tag bill clinton canal communist china control criminal charges martinelli pat buchanan
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Martinelli launches all-out effort to recapture Noriega

In a move seen by many as an attempt to distract Panamanians from skyrocketing domestic murder rates and violence, President Martinelli announced today that he has ordered the ... More »

On Wednesday 5 May 2010
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Tag france gustavo perez hanging invasion maleantes de mierda martinelli mulino navy noriega
With 2 Comments

US ambassador apologizes for continued high demand for drugs

The US ambassador in Panama, Barbara Stephenson, apologized yesterday for the burden the continued high demand in her country for illicit drugs places on Panamanian society. Noting that drug ... More »

On Friday 19 Mar 2010
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Tag barbara stephenson cocaine drugs panama us addiction war on drugs
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