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This is what Don Bosco Vallarino's scholarship fights would have looked like

By Okke Ornstein | February 17, 2015

Video of children being forced to fight eerily reminiscent of depraved old Don Bosco & Panameñista plan, "Pelea Por Tu Beca."

Noriega screwed over again by gringos

War on Halloween, again

OMG Fragancia arrested

Panama business community takes Wall Street stock swindler as example

cabobre

Naked Carnival: Viva Jazmin Monteza!

By Okke Ornstein | March 11, 2014

Bananama Republic stands firm in its support for freedom of dance and expression, even if that is pole dancing half naked during carnival.

Tech

Movistar’s secret DualBand service can’t be any good

By Okke Ornstein | January 17, 2014

Tech news: Bananama Republic's fruitless attempts to find out what Movistar's new DualBand service is and how to use it. Our advice: Stay away!

Bananamismo

Volcán air gets cleaner

By Okke Ornstein | January 15, 2014

What happens when a gringo gun fetishist and arms trafficker who can't drive a car gets into the ocean for a swim? Yep, he drowns.

Bananamismo

Bananama Republic holiday leave inspires wacky expat reading

By Okke Ornstein | November 8, 2013

Your Bananama Republic is on leave to media festivals and the Middle East, but luckily some crazy gringo expats write wacky books to keep you entertained.

crime

Pacific beaches neighborhood watch is all very, very secret

By Okke Ornstein | October 7, 2013

The noble initiative of Neighbors Helping Neighbors on the Pacific coast is turning into a secrecy freak show, thanks to retirement detective Rob Brown.

Scams & Frauds

Dallas World Aquarium threatens lawsuit after being caught in sloth heist

By Okke Ornstein | October 3, 2013

After having been caught in dubious pygmy sloth rustling through Bocas, the Dallas World Aquarium threatened to sue the publication that reported on the case.

Bananamismo

Z7 gun nuts prepare to leave Bocas

By Okke Ornstein | July 29, 2013

Militia gun nut Darren Wilburn gets interrogated by the police and is now packing to leave Panama, while his partner pledges that they will never give any training under any circumstances here.

Bananamismo

Z7 militia type advises torture of Bocas theft suspects

By Okke Ornstein | July 17, 2013

Z7 Tactical principal Darren K. Wilburn tells petty crime victims to "brutally beat the parties until they confess" in Bocas del Toro.

Bananamismo

Playa Community Hawaiian shirt brigadiers “take a stand against safety”

By Okke Ornstein | April 17, 2013

You know, dear reader, the only thieves we see here are these fake "law enforcement experts", these complete frauds, these sufferers from some paranoid mental disorder, who try to rob you from your peace of mind, your peaceful co-existence with your local neighbors and your general sense of safety, so you'll buy into their racist power games. UPDATED.

Wacky

Online prepaid sex chicks hunter wishes us in jail

By Okke Ornstein | April 10, 2013

Some online whore shopper called Carlos Ariel Herrera wants to visit us in jail, but we have no clue who he is.

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