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Canadian journalist refused entry

While our c̶a̶p̶o̶ ̶d̶i̶ ̶m̶a̶f̶i̶a̶ great president Martinelli was babbling in Davos about how Panama has real press freedom, the immigration authorities at Tocumen International M̶o̶n̶e̶y̶ ̶L̶a̶u̶n̶d̶e̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶C̶e̶n̶t̶e̶r̶ Airport stopped ... More »

What were they thinking anyway?

Panama loses in war with France

Remember how Panama declared war on France, after the wine slurpers had called Panama an example of a tax dodging haven? The Panamanians would teach the Gauls a ... More »

On Wednesday 14 Dec 2011
In Politics
Tag banking financial crime france narco offshore panama ratification sarko taxation transparency treaty
With 1 Comment

The narco tyrants return turns into a drunken circus

Noriega still rules

If you spend any considerable time in Panama, after a while you realize that nothing here is real and most of what you see is pretending to be ... More »

On Monday 12 Dec 2011
In Bananamismo, featured
Tag chaos gamboa iberia martinelli mendez mulino noriega panama prado pretending renacer return
With 15 Comments

Aux armes, citoyens

Panama’s WAR on France!

NOW the French have really gone too far. Huh? Yes. The nation of garlic eaters has had the audacity to call our drug trafficking, money laundering, totally corrupt ... More »

On Tuesday 29 Nov 2011
In Bananamismo, Corruption
Tag citibank distraction Finmeccanica france guarantee loan metro oecd panama tax evasion
With 1 Comment

Trump defaults; Panama is Dubai

Sarko meets the Narco!

Our presi is on tour in Europe these days, and the last stop was France to visit Noriega and coordinate the latter's return as a special adviser to the ... More »

On Saturday 19 Nov 2011
In Bananamismo
Tag crisis debt default dubai martinelli narco99 noriega panama sarko meets narco trump ocean club
With 6 Comments

Zero Tolerance

War on Halloween 2.0

A year ago, we reported here about a failed attempt by one of our brilliant legisladrones, Alcibiades Vásquez Velásquez, to stop none less than the DEVIL himself from winning ... More »

On Friday 28 Oct 2011
In Bananamismo
Tag Alcibíades Vásquez Velásquez christian fundamentalism education halloween panama satan
With 5 Comments

Reforestation scams

Silva Tree “Vultures”

So we were wondering, how are things with Silva Tree, the forestry scam of Patrick Visser et al? Visser himself has virtually disappeared from the web. His blog ... More »

On Thursday 6 Oct 2011
In featured, Scams & Frauds
Tag boiler room fraud keren katz keren visser land grabbing maurice sjerps panama patricius johannes visser patrick visser silva tree Sustainable Capital Group Energy Sustainable Capital Group Panama vulture funds
With 2 Comments

Adventures of the Scam Pimp

Winner heads for drone attack

Don Winner, the indefatigable darling of every crook and con man in Panama and publisher of something called "Panama Guide", is on a suicide mission, having declared jihad on the ... More »

On Monday 3 Oct 2011
In Scams & Frauds
Tag don winner drones execution panama panama guide scam pimp us embassy
With 3 Comments

Circus Martinelli

Don’t drink and Tweet

Our beloved president Ricky Martinelli had a party yesterday because of Papademente's birthday, and he got drunk. And when he gets drunk he starts sending messages that he ... More »

On Thursday 29 Sep 2011
In featured, Politics
Tag callate obesa drunk martinelli panama sloshed twitter wasted
With 4 Comments

Ardientes fuegos de gloria

Pronto Cash fake Panamanian diplomats

After having gone through scandals about extremely dumb diplomats and booze pushing and cross dressing diplomats, our heroic nation now boasts fake diplomats, courtesy of serial fraud artist ... More »

On Wednesday 6 Jul 2011
In Scams & Frauds
Tag advance fee fraud consul croatia Dean Bouridis fake diplomats herbert young jose blandon juan carlos varela linkvaark mastercard monte friesner panama pronto cash scandal Swiss Hannover tatiana nazarova
With 8 Comments

WikiLeaks

Colombian attack in Panama

When the Colombian army bombed a FARC camp in Ecuador, this led to a diplomatic crisis between those two countries with Venezuela added in the mix. In Panama, ... More »

On Monday 11 Apr 2011
In Bananamismo
Tag attack barbara stephenson bombs cablegate colombian army farc martinelli panama wikileaks
With 4 Comments

WikiLeaks

Panama spies, their cunning plans

Two WikiLeaks diplomatic cables recently published by El Panama America reveal that it is not just the government that is headed by a mentally unstable person; Panama's intelligence ... More »

On Thursday 31 Mar 2011
In Bananamismo
Tag cablegate cia consejo de seguridad dea drug trafficking espionage fbi matador olmedo alfaro panama political espionage wikileaks
With 1 Comment

Don't Ask Don't Tell

Booze vending consul strikes again

WE didn't know we had one and we don't understand why we need one, but Panama employs a consul in the Canary Islands, a part of Spain just ... More »

On Saturday 26 Mar 2011
In Bananamismo
Tag canary islands consul hermanos varela Italo Giovanni Afú manicomio panama ron abuelo seco tomas guerra transvestite varela
With 15 Comments

WikiLeaks: How Assange gave Martinelli exclusive access to Panama cables

Wikileaks has signed a deal with EPASA, publishers of El Panama America and La Critica, of which the details are unknown. El Panama America started releasing the first ... More »

On Thursday 17 Mar 2011
In Bananamismo
Tag Corruption epasa julian assange martinelli media panama wikileaks
With 4 Comments

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