Mike Hinton says there "will be bodies"

Embassy warden wants to kill Ngöbes

While the Ngöbe people and their allies continue to block the Panamerican highway as well as several roads in Bocas del Toro in protest against Martinelli's plans to ... More »

Alma Cortés announces reelection; Panamanians get ready for dictatorship

Martinellistas prepare auto-coup

When il duce Martinelli goes on a foreign trip and meets with the members of his c̶r̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ political party C̶r̶i̶m̶i̶n̶a̶l̶e̶s̶ ̶D̶i̶p̶u̶t̶a̶d̶o̶s̶ Cambio Democratico first, you just know there's gonna ... More »

On Saturday 28 Jan 2012
In Bananamismo, featured, Politics
Tag Alma Cortes auto-coup auto-golpe censorship democracy dictatorship fujimori martinelli narco-dictadura sala v
With 4 Comments

Song and dance man loses heroic fight in just one day

Boscolandia theme park closed

UPDATED - In a fit of mass psychosis, Panamanians elected television song and dance man Bosco Vallarino to be mayor of Panama City in 2009. A small constitutional ... More »

On Friday 13 Jan 2012
In Bananamismo
Tag blandon bosco bosco the clown martinelli mayor panameñistas resignation
With 5 Comments

War of the Twitter Bots

Martinelli opens 2012 circus season

Ricardo Martinelli escaped from the asylum the other day, and made an appearance at the National Assembly for the festive opening of the new season; another year of ... More »

On Tuesday 3 Jan 2012
In Bananamismo, featured
Tag asylum callcenters la prensa madhouse martinelli prd speech twitterbots
With 3 Comments

Necrophilia on the Isthmus

Arnulfista Death Porn Fiesta

Hello Bananamistas! Did you enjoy the funeral of the Great Leader Kim Jong Il as much as we did? And did you also wonder why we, here in Panama, ... More »

On Friday 30 Dec 2011
In Bananamismo
Tag arnulfismo arnulfo arias bones funeral kleptocrats martinelli mireya moscoso necrophilia torrijismo Uribe
With 3 Comments

Si señor, of curse yur money is safe with us very safe

Law firm goes offshore gambling

Scam pimp alert! What is he pumping this time? Some gambling outfit, called Sports Bet Panama: There are now new options for those in Panama City who like to ... More »

On Saturday 17 Dec 2011
In Bananamismo
Tag batshit crazy stuff compass law don winner josé ventura offshore gambling panama guide scam pimp sportsbook
With 3 Comments

The narco tyrants return turns into a drunken circus

Noriega still rules

If you spend any considerable time in Panama, after a while you realize that nothing here is real and most of what you see is pretending to be ... More »

On Monday 12 Dec 2011
In Bananamismo, featured
Tag chaos gamboa iberia martinelli mendez mulino noriega panama prado pretending renacer return
With 15 Comments

Positive news!

Police starts roadside assistance plan

Just seen on Twitter: The National Police is going to emphasize the "servir" part of "proteger y servir". How? Well, they've launched an initiative in which you can ... More »

On Friday 9 Dec 2011
In Bananamismo
Tag policia nacional proteger y servir roadside assistance
With 1 Comment

So when's the auction?

Trump Club in big legal trouble

The Trump Ocean Club, this shining example of Panama's business climate, touted by officials and promoters alike as an example of how well things are going on the ... More »

On Wednesday 7 Dec 2011
In Bananamismo
Tag bankruptcy debt default donald trump homes legal demands newland trump ocean club
With 4 Comments

Out of control domestic espionage on the isthmus

WikiLeaks Spyfiles forgets Pele-System

WikiLeaks launched a new project today: The Spy Files. The project seeks to map the light-speed privatization of surveillance, electronic eavesdropping, and other such tools throughout the world. ... More »

On Thursday 1 Dec 2011
In Bananamismo
Tag espionage lola tech pele system inc pelepolice spy files surveillance wikileaks
With 2 Comments

Aux armes, citoyens

Panama’s WAR on France!

NOW the French have really gone too far. Huh? Yes. The nation of garlic eaters has had the audacity to call our drug trafficking, money laundering, totally corrupt ... More »

On Tuesday 29 Nov 2011
In Bananamismo, Corruption
Tag citibank distraction Finmeccanica france guarantee loan metro oecd panama tax evasion
With 1 Comment

Trump defaults; Panama is Dubai

Sarko meets the Narco!

Our presi is on tour in Europe these days, and the last stop was France to visit Noriega and coordinate the latter's return as a special adviser to the ... More »

On Saturday 19 Nov 2011
In Bananamismo
Tag crisis debt default dubai martinelli narco99 noriega panama sarko meets narco trump ocean club
With 6 Comments

After Chile, it's now Honduras' turn!

Friedman insanity goes 2.0

There's only one country in Central America where the same kind of right-wing nuttiness rules as on our own isthmus with il Duce, Rico Martinelli the 1st, and ... More »

On Saturday 19 Nov 2011
In Bananamismo, Scams & Frauds
Tag chicago boys chile city states Future Cities Development Inc. honduras libertarian martinelli milton friedman patri friedman pinochet porfirio lobo
With 4 Comments

Will she continue to work as a "journalist" at RCM?

Ricky’s bunga twitter chick apologizes

Say what you want about our incorruptible leader, but Rico Martinelli sure keeps us all entertained. We just recovered from his Twitter exploits insulting some woman for being fat ... More »

On Friday 18 Nov 2011
In Bananamismo
Tag Amanda Lucci bunga bunga fake journalist lavitola Manny Pacquiao martinelli rcm twitter
With 3 Comments

Who'd have thought

Corruption at La Prensa

The yammering turds at The Oligarch Daily continue to set new examples on how journalism can indeed go hand in hand with corruption and nepotism. If you remember, ... More »

On Friday 11 Nov 2011
In Bananamismo
Tag Carolina Ángel Idroba Corruption fernando berguido journalism la prensa oligarchy
With 1 Comment

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