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Court throws case back at dumb prosecutors

Friesner case goes nowhere

One of the reasons we are always so on top of everything here at Bananama Republic is really because of our vast network of sources and spies. One ... More »

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Uribe terrorist sides with censorship from Panama hiding place

¿Qué SOPA?

Disgraced Colombian corrupt intelligence slut Maria del Pilar Hurtado yesterday joined the first international cyberwar against internet censorship from her Panamanian hideout - siding with the censors, of ... More »

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The scam pimp about 5 years behind the curve

Canal expansion way behind schedule

Most people with "dos dedos de frente" knew already in 2006, before the referendum, that the plans for the expansion of the Panama Canal with a third set ... More »

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Reporting live from Changuinola

Protest in Bocas!

Your Bananama Republic is currently reporting from the picturesque town of Changuinola, in Bocas del Toro. This is not a voluntary arrangement - we don't even have a decent ... More »

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La Piovra

Martinelli prosecuted in Italy?

Our mobster president spent the first years of his rule to obtain total control of the Public Ministry and the judiciary, and it was all for nothing, thanks ... More »

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Who'd have thought

Corruption at La Prensa

The yammering turds at The Oligarch Daily continue to set new examples on how journalism can indeed go hand in hand with corruption and nepotism. If you remember, ... More »

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Let's have some sealed indictments

Papadimitriu in hot water

There's an interesting analysis out by the Council on Hemispheric Affairs (COHA), titled "Titling Scams and Suspicious Canal Bids: Panamanian Corruption Spreads to Land Holdings and Prominent Politicians". ... More »

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Los groceros somos más

Budget approved by “4 gatos”

Now that the alliance between the pizzafistas and the panameñistas has been broken because of egos and stupidity, things in Panamanian politics are quickly descending further into the ... More »

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PetaquillaLeaks

Richard Fifer’s embezzlement scheme

After his drug dealing conviction we wrote about earlier, Inca Kola News came out today with the next document leaked from the inner hallways of Petaquilla, the disaster ... More »

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WikiLeaks: How Assange gave Martinelli exclusive access to Panama cables

Wikileaks has signed a deal with EPASA, publishers of El Panama America and La Critica, of which the details are unknown. El Panama America started releasing the first ... More »

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WikiLeaks: How Martinelli shakes down foreign businesses

Your Bananama Republic has long maintained that Panama is not a place anyone would want to do business for, among other reasons, its lack of legal security and ... More »

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Reports: Panama’s Martinelli, a dangerous drunk

ALREADY a year ago, your Bananama newsroom started receiving the first reports about president Martinelli's somewhat strange behavior. Drinking binges with Papadimitriu. Martinelli and clique spotted, sloshed, at ... More »

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Is Panama ready for the WikiLeaks cables?

It won't have escaped anyone that there is a global storm raging as a result of the latest WikiLeaks release of diplomatic cables from and to US embassies ... More »

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Beat up nature-lovers in Boquete!

Since our visionary maximum leader, il Duce Martinelli, rammed this so-called "sausage law" through the assembly, our heroic national police has become increasingly creative in cooking up new ... More »

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Russian Duma report implicates Monte Friesner in massive looting

The Working Group on Combating Corruption in Higher Echelons of Power of the Russian State Duma (parliament) issued a report last year in which Monte Friesner (Монте Морис ... More »

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