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The crisis is over, but situation still tense

Why the Ngöbe had to die

The violence against the Ngöbe uprising may be over since an agreement was reached yesterday, but many questions remain to be answered and issues are unsolved. Why was all ... More »

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Breaking the information blockade

Panama Crisis – Live Blog Feb 7

As we are entering the third day of street battle and protests after the police started to crack down on Ngöbe protesters with live ammo and teargas, we're ... More »

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Alma Cortés announces reelection; Panamanians get ready for dictatorship

Martinellistas prepare auto-coup

When il duce Martinelli goes on a foreign trip and meets with the members of his c̶r̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ political party C̶r̶i̶m̶i̶n̶a̶l̶e̶s̶ ̶D̶i̶p̶u̶t̶a̶d̶o̶s̶ Cambio Democratico first, you just know there's gonna ... More »

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Uribe terrorist sides with censorship from Panama hiding place

¿Qué SOPA?

Disgraced Colombian corrupt intelligence slut Maria del Pilar Hurtado yesterday joined the first international cyberwar against internet censorship from her Panamanian hideout - siding with the censors, of ... More »

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War of the Twitter Bots

Martinelli opens 2012 circus season

Ricardo Martinelli escaped from the asylum the other day, and made an appearance at the National Assembly for the festive opening of the new season; another year of ... More »

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No more bunga bunga

Martinelli in radar panic

Our otherwise cold blooded and level headed president Rico Martinelli has turned into a nervous wreck because of spaghetti eaters. What happened? Well, just as we predicted, the ... More »

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The narco tyrants return turns into a drunken circus

Noriega still rules

If you spend any considerable time in Panama, after a while you realize that nothing here is real and most of what you see is pretending to be ... More »

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A quick how to guide for drug runners

Selex radar useless against narcos

Minister of Security Raúl Mulino steadfastly refuses to tell us what the specifications are of the radar coastal monitoring system he purchased from SELEX Sistemi Integrati. He says that ... More »

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Slow-motion collapse of Martinelli's rule

Mafia plots to take over Panama Canal

UPDATE: Now with original documents! Hello gringo government! You thought Noriega was bad, turning the country into a branch office of the narco cartels? Think again! Our own ... More »

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Martinelli hints at Noriega house arrest

The Devil’s Excrement comes home

Ricardo Martinelli, our immensely popular leader, told the media while in Costa Rica that Manuel Antonio Noriega could apply for house arrest as soon as he gets extradited ... More »

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How were the Finmeccanica kickbacks laundered?

The Pozzessere Connection

Elio Lannutti, an Italian senator, former journalist and activist against corruption, is asking many intelligent questions these days, about Panama, Martinelli, Mulino and the shady deal with helicopters ... More »

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La Piovra

Martinelli prosecuted in Italy?

Our mobster president spent the first years of his rule to obtain total control of the Public Ministry and the judiciary, and it was all for nothing, thanks ... More »

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Occupy Trump Ocean Club

Trump Club Debt Crisis!

Money trouble at the Trump Ocean Club. The cheap copy of the Dubai Burj al-Arab hotel that's hidden between other buildings in Punta Pacifica and which had its ... More »

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Bunga Bunga

Lavitola for Noriega?

The president of our glorious nation has not really had the opportunity yet to spin the ratification of the Free Trade Agreement as a US endorsement of his ... More »

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Reforestation scams

Silva Tree “Vultures”

So we were wondering, how are things with Silva Tree, the forestry scam of Patrick Visser et al? Visser himself has virtually disappeared from the web. His blog ... More »

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