Ron McGrew killed an innocent Panamanian. First the court convicted him to 5 years in jail, but now we read on the racist killer fanzine Panama Guide that the Supreme Court has apparently overturned that decision and dropped all charges.
As a victim of a crime in Panama, you’re pretty much screwed. You’re even more screwed if expats help the criminals get away. Welcome to Taboga. Meet Cynthia Mulder, of the Cerrito Tropical Bed & Breakfast.
Monte Friesner, of the collapsing Pronto Cash scheme, saw at least three previous swindles implode because of Marvin Elkind, a chauffeur and goon for mafia bosses who became a secret undercover weapon for police agencies around the world.
In case you didn’t know, my dear guests, you are currently finding yourself at a fundraiser party for our star of the evening, formerly known as “Rex Freeman” and now reborn as Mark Boswell. We all know that he doesn’t just feel alone, but things haven’t been going too well for him scam-wise either.
Disgraced Colombian corrupt intelligence slut Maria Pilar Hurtado yesterday joined the first international cyberwar against internet censorship from her Panamanian hideout – siding with the censors, of course.
The best part was towards the end when he directly addressed his ministers, explaining to each one of them how the evil opposition in cahoots with the media would capture them, torture them and rape them in front of their families, just because they can, and how he would do nothing to help them.