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Martinelli will also sue Pat Buchanan, Bill Clinton, others
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President Martinelli will criminally charge anyone who dares to suggest others than Panamanians control the Canal, be it communist Chinese or Israelis.
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President Martinelli will criminally charge anyone who dares to suggest others than Panamanians control the Canal, be it communist Chinese or Israelis.
President Martinelli dispatches the entire Panamanian navy to France in order to re-arrest Noriega, bring him home, and hang him.
The US ambassador in Panama, Barbara Stephenson, apologized yesterday for the burden the continued high demand in her country for illicit drugs places on Panamanian society.
Republican expat wanker Hunter Schultz is too stupid to recognize over-the-top satire.
In November 2005, First Lady Vivian de Torrijos traveled to Los Angeles and met there with a number of groups that are ALL Scientology front organizations, such as ABLE and NARCONON. Why? We don't know. Is she a member? We don't know for sure. But she is obviously not troubled by Scientology's weirdness and human rights abuses.
Don Winner threatens a Romanian web host and doesn't know the difference between Polish and Romanian.
Don Winner, the American scam apologist and content thief who publishes The Panama Guide, says on his website that he'd happily go to jail for punching legislator Pedro Miguel Gonzalez in his teeth
Scam pimp Don Winner of Panama-Guide calls our webhost and threatens legal action if they don't take us down.
Fugitive casino priest and Wesley Snipes tax counsel Eddie Ray Kahn lives off of kickbacks and pyramid schemes.
American expat Bruce Crosby makes barely veiled offers for child sex abuse tours to Panama's Bocas del Toro province.