Video of children being forced to fight eerily reminiscent of depraved old Don Bosco & Panameñista plan, "Pelea Por Tu Beca."
cabobre
Naked Carnival: Viva Jazmin Monteza!
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Bananama Republic stands firm in its support for freedom of dance and expression, even if that is pole dancing half naked during carnival.
Tech
Movistar’s secret DualBand service can’t be any good
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Tech news: Bananama Republic's fruitless attempts to find out what Movistar's new DualBand service is and how to use it. Our advice: Stay away!
Bananamismo
Volcán air gets cleaner
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What happens when a gringo gun fetishist and arms trafficker who can't drive a car gets into the ocean for a swim? Yep, he drowns.
Bananamismo
Bananama Republic holiday leave inspires wacky expat reading
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Your Bananama Republic is on leave to media festivals and the Middle East, but luckily some crazy gringo expats write wacky books to keep you entertained.
crime
Pacific beaches neighborhood watch is all very, very secret
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The noble initiative of Neighbors Helping Neighbors on the Pacific coast is turning into a secrecy freak show, thanks to retirement detective Rob Brown.
Scams & Frauds
Dallas World Aquarium threatens lawsuit after being caught in sloth heist
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After having been caught in dubious pygmy sloth rustling through Bocas, the Dallas World Aquarium threatened to sue the publication that reported on the case.
Bananamismo
Z7 gun nuts prepare to leave Bocas
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Militia gun nut Darren Wilburn gets interrogated by the police and is now packing to leave Panama, while his partner pledges that they will never give any training under any circumstances here.
Bananamismo
Z7 militia type advises torture of Bocas theft suspects
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Z7 Tactical principal Darren K. Wilburn tells petty crime victims to "brutally beat the parties until they confess" in Bocas del Toro.
Bananamismo
Playa Community Hawaiian shirt brigadiers “take a stand against safety”
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You know, dear reader, the only thieves we see here are these fake "law enforcement experts", these complete frauds, these sufferers from some paranoid mental disorder, who try to rob you from your peace of mind, your peaceful co-existence with your local neighbors and your general sense of safety, so you'll buy into their racist power games. UPDATED.
Wacky
Online prepaid sex chicks hunter wishes us in jail
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Some online whore shopper called Carlos Ariel Herrera wants to visit us in jail, but we have no clue who he is.