Bananama Republic (https://www.bananamarepublic.com/category/spoof/page/2/)
William Lipton, the gun nut who organizes Town Hall shooting practices to kill intruders in Volcan, has a history of arms trafficking in Costa Rica, Bananama Republic can reveal.
After years of silence, journo-mercenary Omar Wong Wood comes out of the woodwork to send your reporter weird and hallucinating messages about how much he wants to meet.
Now that Don Winner has majestically failed to solve the case, the Volcan Highlander redneck brigades are going to "eliminate" the murderer in their midst, if they can find him or her, they announced - UPDATED.
William Lipton, once arrested for w̶a̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ flashing a gun on school property, is now training racist gringo wackjobs in Volcan how to shoot people.
After militias on the Pacific coast, we now have jihad in Volcan, the rise of the Highlander Brigades, gun control under the volcano. Where does it all end?
Imaginary "death threat" forces Don Wanker to hunker down while embassies and police leave him alone to deal with his fantasy life under siege.
The Top Gear/Super Replica swindle turns out to be headed by Daniel John Seppings a/k/a "Tony Sinclair", a religious wingnut with a checkered past. UPDATED!
(Updated) - That's how well-informed Don Winner really is, with his inside sources and additional information and secret knowledge bullshit. One day it's a stab wound and don't you dare question his supreme knowledge, and the next it is in fact a strangle wound and of course he is always right.
Contrary to what some sociopaths put on their websites, Okke Ornstein is neither on the run nor in jail - and that won't change anytime soon.
The Don Winner clan sells stun guns and fake legal advice to pot-bellied Hawaiian shirt brigades that seek to protect their lawnmowers from the cholos.