Our favorite magazine tells us that Panamanians are cochinos and that this needs to change, for tourism.
Tourism
9 Real reasons to like Panama
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Expats and expat websites keep telling each other how much they like Panama for all the wrong reasons. Here's what really is to like about the isthmus.
Tourism
4 Reasons why you don’t want to live on Panama’s Pacific coast
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Expat criminals, violence, craziness and tanking property values - living on Panama's Pacific coast is a really, really bad idea.
Tourism
Bocas, where Americans go to get whacked
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An invitation to go to Panama and spend some time in Bocas del Toro might not be as romantic as it sounds, now that the remains of yet another murder victim have been found.
Bananamismo
Z7 gun nuts prepare to leave Bocas
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Militia gun nut Darren Wilburn gets interrogated by the police and is now packing to leave Panama, while his partner pledges that they will never give any training under any circumstances here.
Bananamismo
Z7 militia type advises torture of Bocas theft suspects
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Z7 Tactical principal Darren K. Wilburn tells petty crime victims to "brutally beat the parties until they confess" in Bocas del Toro.
Guns in Paradise
Bocas next to fall in gringo militia craze
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Bananama Republic issues a travel warning for Bocas del Toro now that hardcore gringo militia types have established a foothold there.
Bananamismo
Trump Ocean Club files for Chapter 11
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Don't say we didn't warn you. Newland Properties, the developer of the embattled Trump Ocean Club in Panama - the most intensely hyped real estate project in the history of the country - is filing for Chapter 11 - and that is just one step from bankruptcy.
Bananamismo
Playa Community Hawaiian shirt brigadiers “take a stand against safety”
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You know, dear reader, the only thieves we see here are these fake "law enforcement experts", these complete frauds, these sufferers from some paranoid mental disorder, who try to rob you from your peace of mind, your peaceful co-existence with your local neighbors and your general sense of safety, so you'll buy into their racist power games. UPDATED.
Corruption
Taboga turns into giant garbage dump
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The once picturesque island of Taboga is awash in garbage, has not enough water, and more and more people get sick because of it. Commercial interests continue to attract more trash, while the authorities are either asleep or making some bucks on the side.
Scams & Frauds
Gringo militias buy supplies and guidance from Nazi lunatic
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The Don Winner clan sells stun guns and fake legal advice to pot-bellied Hawaiian shirt brigades that seek to protect their lawnmowers from the cholos.