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4 Reasons why you don’t want to live on Panama’s Pacific coast
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Expat criminals, violence, craziness and tanking property values - living on Panama's Pacific coast is a really, really bad idea.
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Expat criminals, violence, craziness and tanking property values - living on Panama's Pacific coast is a really, really bad idea.
You know, dear reader, the only thieves we see here are these fake "law enforcement experts", these complete frauds, these sufferers from some paranoid mental disorder, who try to rob you from your peace of mind, your peaceful co-existence with your local neighbors and your general sense of safety, so you'll buy into their racist power games. UPDATED.
The Don Winner clan sells stun guns and fake legal advice to pot-bellied Hawaiian shirt brigades that seek to protect their lawnmowers from the cholos.
Updated - In order to fight the crime wave, gringo expats plan to form militia together with leader of the crime wave. No, we don't understand it either.
In case you didn't know: The Pacific coast of Panama, from Chame to, say, San Carlos and Playa Blanca, is going through a crime wave. Last Friday night, we understood from Eric Jackson, armed men invaded restaurant Rancho Los Toros, robbed about a dozen people and stabbed at least one other.
Believe it or not, but dirty terrorist arms trafficker Marco Shrem has revived the failed Malibu beach real estate swindle in Gorgona and turned it into a brand new project where only white people live!