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4 Reasons why you don’t want to live on Panama’s Pacific coast

By Okke Ornstein | June 2, 2014

Expat criminals, violence, craziness and tanking property values - living on Panama's Pacific coast is a really, really bad idea.

Bananamismo

Playa Community Hawaiian shirt brigadiers “take a stand against safety”

By Okke Ornstein | April 17, 2013

You know, dear reader, the only thieves we see here are these fake "law enforcement experts", these complete frauds, these sufferers from some paranoid mental disorder, who try to rob you from your peace of mind, your peaceful co-existence with your local neighbors and your general sense of safety, so you'll buy into their racist power games. UPDATED.

Scams & Frauds

Gringo militias buy supplies and guidance from Nazi lunatic

By Okke Ornstein | March 2, 2013

The Don Winner clan sells stun guns and fake legal advice to pot-bellied Hawaiian shirt brigades that seek to protect their lawnmowers from the cholos.

auc

Former gringo cop starts militia on Panama’s Pacific coast

By Okke Ornstein | February 20, 2013

Updated - In order to fight the crime wave, gringo expats plan to form militia together with leader of the crime wave. No, we don't understand it either.

Tourism

Coronado and San Carlos crime wave to affect tourism and real estate, but not wacky developers

By Okke Ornstein | February 17, 2013

In case you didn't know: The Pacific coast of Panama, from Chame to, say, San Carlos and Playa Blanca, is going through a crime wave. Last Friday night, we understood from Eric Jackson, armed men invaded restaurant Rancho Los Toros, robbed about a dozen people and stabbed at least one other.

arms trafficking

Death porn paradise revived

By Okke Ornstein | November 29, 2011

Believe it or not, but dirty terrorist arms trafficker Marco Shrem has revived the failed Malibu beach real estate swindle in Gorgona and turned it into a brand new project where only white people live!

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