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Tourism. Or what’s left of it.
In case you didn't know: The Pacific coast of Panama, from Chame to, say, San Carlos and Playa Blanca, is going through a crime wave. Last Friday night, we understood from Eric Jackson, armed men invaded restaurant Rancho Los Toros, robbed about a dozen people and stabbed at least one other.
Panama's tourism industry expects another boom as travelers will be able to reach their holiday destination on budget torture-flights with just a bit of dope sprinkled on for good measure.
Forget all the past animosity. We're going to help our buddy Don Winner out with his carnival holiday cheap rental needs!
Official ombudswoman Patria Portugal tells US investors that Panama does not honor its obligations under treaties and international law.
Now that it has become so much easier for entrepreneurial people to immigrate and set up shop in Panama, we thought we'd better provide you with some essential survival tips to keep you safe, dear newcomer, in terms of living, working and doing business.
Ron McGrew killed an innocent Panamanian. First the court convicted him to 5 years in jail, but now we read on the racist killer fanzine Panama Guide that the Supreme Court has apparently overturned that decision and dropped all charges.
As a victim of a crime in Panama, you're pretty much screwed. You're even more screwed if expats help the criminals get away. Welcome to Taboga. Meet Cynthia Mulder, of the Cerrito Tropical Bed & Breakfast.
Believe it or not, but dirty terrorist arms trafficker Marco Shrem has revived the failed Malibu beach real estate swindle in Gorgona and turned it into a brand new project where only white people live!
The development of a mature tourism industry in Panama is still in its infancy, but the Colombian owned Decameron resort has taken the lead by offering a new spectacular action-packed gangland shoot'em up style weekend package for those who expect just a little bit more excitement than sitting on the beach drinking piña coladas.
We said it before: Unless you are some sort of a medical thrill-seeker addicted to risky adventures, don't do medical tourism in Panama. And now indeed there is a case of a man who lost his penis because of medical amateurs.