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A night with the cacica
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An attempt to overthrow Ngobe cacica Silvia Carrera appears to have been soundly defeated as she receives massive support. No wonder, we say, after having met her a couple of times.
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Mireya and the narcos
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Although stories are being spun in the media about robbery and attempted kidnapping, the possibility of an attempted murder in a drug deal is much more likely.
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Panama now has its own cholofascists
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A nationalist group against foreigners copies, in true Panamanian fashion, its name and logo from a foreign cult of which many a leader sits in prison for things like murder.
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Petaquilla collapses while staff dabbles in bikini festivals
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With the mining business tanked, the investors relations department shifts to charity with Bikinis, Babes, and Bay street.
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Clyde Jenkins funeral insurance expires just days before [predicted death] he dies
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Shill and mouthpiece for scam pimps and fraud artists Clyde Jenkins lets funeral insurance expire just a week before he is predicted to die, forever.
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Top 5 things that should change in the next 5 years
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From overpriced real estate to COPA and the legal system; here is what we'd want to see change in the next five years.
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Memo from the Commodities Desk: Petaquilla, Richard Fifer, Taboga and Navarro
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Petaquilla liquidity trouble; Taboga land and islands not sold after all, and will J.C. Navarro wipe Noriega's poop off his nose?
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Crook’s PR flack Tomás Cabal turns terrorism fighter
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Parting minister Nuñez Fabrega and his anti-terrorism analist Tomas Cabal are old buddies from the days of the Banaico scandal.
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Volcán air gets cleaner
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What happens when a gringo gun fetishist and arms trafficker who can't drive a car gets into the ocean for a swim? Yep, he drowns.
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Bananama Republic holiday leave inspires wacky expat reading
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Your Bananama Republic is on leave to media festivals and the Middle East, but luckily some crazy gringo expats write wacky books to keep you entertained.