Bananamismo
Fines for Frankenfish
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Instead of sending in a James Bond to blow the place to pieces, Panama has chosen to fine the creators of evil GMO fish for not having permits.
Scams & Frauds
Videos featuring wacko replica car prophet Daniel Seppings released
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Secretly filmed video shows that there is no car factory, there are no replica cars being built and Daniel Seppings is still certifiably bonkers.
Bananamismo
Volcán air gets cleaner
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What happens when a gringo gun fetishist and arms trafficker who can't drive a car gets into the ocean for a swim? Yep, he drowns.
Bananamismo
Bananama Republic holiday leave inspires wacky expat reading
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Your Bananama Republic is on leave to media festivals and the Middle East, but luckily some crazy gringo expats write wacky books to keep you entertained.
Scams & Frauds
Volcan gun nut William Lipton’s history of arms trafficking in Costa Rica
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William Lipton, the gun nut who organizes Town Hall shooting practices to kill intruders in Volcan, has a history of arms trafficking in Costa Rica, Bananama Republic can reveal.
Bolivar's Telegraph
American gun nut teaches Volcan gringos to shoot “intruders”
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William Lipton, once arrested for w̶a̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ flashing a gun on school property, is now training racist gringo wackjobs in Volcan how to shoot people.
Tech
Top Gear supercar fraud headed by Australian scam priest
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The Top Gear/Super Replica swindle turns out to be headed by Daniel John Seppings a/k/a "Tony Sinclair", a religious wingnut with a checkered past. UPDATED!
Scams & Frauds
Murder case leaves Don Winner confused
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(Updated) - That's how well-informed Don Winner really is, with his inside sources and additional information and secret knowledge bullshit. One day it's a stab wound and don't you dare question his supreme knowledge, and the next it is in fact a strangle wound and of course he is always right.
Bananamismo
Gosh, it rains in Chiriqui
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Because you don't get headlines if you're actually prepared for the annual floods, our brave authorities make sure that we get these "surprise" mudslides and collapsing bridges, for fun and profit.
Corruption
Case of jailed journalist ties into ANAM corruption under Martinelli
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The arrest and detention of 70 year old journalist Carlos Núñez López is related to a story he wrote about plans by Chiriqui businessman Enrique Luis Morales de Icaza to build a hotel in the midst of the Volcán Baru National Park; a plan that Martinelli's ANAM has since approved.