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Well, that's a first battle won by France right there if you ask us. Who wants to guarantee a loan by a bank as stupid as CitiBank for an even more stupid project - the metro - done by a government that will most likely just steal all the money and leave France holding the bag then anyway?
Isn't our indefatigable president just fucking sharp like a razor to see all those similarities and bring them to the table in France? How amazingly bright, no, to compare Panama with Dubai on a trip to Europe, which is very much exposed to Dubai's debt pile!
And now we have grandson Friedman, Patri Friedman, who is trying to launch a similar scheme in post-coup Honduras, albeit on a somewhat more limited scale. The Hondurans, who are, like Panama, "open for business", have amended their constitution to allow for "the creation of special autonomous zones exempt from local and federal laws".
Turned out, he had not written that tweet. One of his bunga bunga chicks did. Her name is Amanda Lucci, she's Italian/Venezuelan, and she is a TV slut posing as a journalist at totally corrupt RCM television while allowed to play with president Martinelli's Twitter account when he is too drunk to tweet himself, after bunga bunga parties.
La Prensa director sees docility rewarded with offer to join the Supreme Court, while the Oligarch Daily fires journo for joining Marcha de las Putas.
Legisladron Alcibiades Vásquez Velásquez revives a law proposal to stop none less than the DEVIL himself from winning the hearts and minds of our youth through Halloween parties in the schools.
Trump Ocean Club goes the way of Greece, including bond debt restructuring, bank trouble, being downgraded and all the other fun that comes with the collapse of capitalism.
Authorities in La Chorrera are rounding up psychiatric patients on the loose and putting them in pick-up trucks, to be transported to a concentration camp yet to be determined.
Because you don't get headlines if you're actually prepared for the annual floods, our brave authorities make sure that we get these "surprise" mudslides and collapsing bridges, for fun and profit.
The Panama Canal expansion will probably cost twice as much because the risk of earthquakes is actually much higher than any of these ACP bozos cared to admit.