A year ago, we reported here about a failed attempt by one of our brilliant legisladrones, Alcibiades Vásquez Velásquez, to stop none less than the DEVIL himself from winning the hearts and minds of our youth through Halloween parties in the schools.
To this end, Vásquez proposed a law. Satan himself was unimpressed, because he doesn't give a shit about laws, but the National Assembly approved it in the first out of three debates. Then they put the proposal on ice. Nobody knows why.
And now, a year later, Vásquez is in the news again, because he DEMANDS that his proposal is put on the agenda so it can be approved before the end of this month and the devil and his henchmen can be legally banned from schools everywhere, or at least Halloween can. This time, he hopes, our glorious nation can set an example for the rest of the world on how to be really tough on crime and restore values instead of dressing up like
legislators scary dead people and witches. And then they say Panama's politicians are stupid!