Politics
Panama joins imaginary coalition to fight ISIS
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Joins with what? Gladiadores? Martinelli's klepto-jet? Proteger y Servir asking bribes? And what coalition are they talking about anyway?
Tourism
Tourism in Panama, navigating hostile territory
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Having guests from the US, Bananama Republic set out on a tourism trip through the country. What could possibly go wrong?
Wacky
War on Halloween, again
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Panama's Proteger y Servir outlaws masks in the streets during Halloween because criminals wear masks too, sometimes.
Bananamismo
Z7 gun nuts prepare to leave Bocas
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Militia gun nut Darren Wilburn gets interrogated by the police and is now packing to leave Panama, while his partner pledges that they will never give any training under any circumstances here.
Bolivar's Telegraph
Murder by death squad of Ngobe protester sets the tone for coming Battle of Barro Blanco
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The investment of the Dutch FMO and German DEG banks in the controversial Barro Blanco dam is now being protected by death squads murdering people.
Corruption
Martinelli unites China and Taiwan, Italians pull the net tighter
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Martinelli bungles his way through Asia while Panama burns and Italian prosecutors are closing in on him.
Corruption
Police does its usual kid-killing routine in Colon riots over Martinelli land scheme
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Panama's heroic national police kills 9 year old to shut up protests against Martinelli's land sales to finance corrupt schemes.
Bananamismo
Police enjoys bikini contest
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What the police is really doing is keeping an eye on our safety, especially in nightlife areas. They go from bar to bar, club to club, and ask for shots of seco.
Corruption
Coup threat in Panama
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With a police force that increasingly behaves as if it's above the law and sub-director Eduardo Serracin threatening a coup d'etat, Panama has not been this unstable since 1989.
Bolivar's Telegraph
Martinelli’s rage attacks, threats
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President Martinelli may be invisible, but our sources tell us that behind the scenes he is yelling and screaming and having rage attacks as if there's no tomorrow, demanding that his hydroelectric plants be realized.