Panama sells out US tax dodgers

Panama hypers have been promoting our third world hellhole as a paradise where tax dodgers, money launderers and hustlers could enjoy unlimited financial privacy and bullet-proof asset protection. All those who actually believed that crap are now royally screwed. We told you so!

Cultural Tourism: Visit the Panama Wall!

Minister of Security Raul Mulino, also known as the "Butcher of Bocas", gifted with a bottomless imagination where it comes to promoting our glorious nation, has announced plans to hermetically seal the border with Costa Rica.

Remember, remember, the fifth of November

"... while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there?"