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Martinelli got drunk yesterday and started insulting women through his Twitter account, and then he said he had been hacked because he couldn't remember anything.
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Martinelli got drunk yesterday and started insulting women through his Twitter account, and then he said he had been hacked because he couldn't remember anything.
After having gone through scandals about extremely dumb diplomats and booze pushing and cross dressing diplomats, our heroic nation now boasts fake diplomats, courtesy of serial fraud artist Monte Friesner and associates like lawyer Herbert Young. Plus: Meet the latest Pronto Cash advance fee fraudster!
When the Colombian army bombed a FARC camp in Ecuador, this led to a diplomatic crisis between those two countries with Venezuela added in the mix. In Panama, on the contrary, the Colombian bombers are invited to blow away a FARC Christmas gathering in the Darien border province.
Panama's intelligence gathering messed up with imaginary plots, a paranoid president, a spy chief scheming to get the Israelis on board and attempts to protect the government against investigations into drug trafficking.
WE didn't know we had one and we don't understand why we need one, but the government employs a consul in the Canary Islands who markets our VP's rum and dresses up as a transvestite, for Panama.
WikiLeaks flawed media policy results in a deal with EPASA that de facto gives president Martinelli exclusive access to the Panama diplomatic cables. On day two, El Panama America already screws up, replacing the AUC with the FARC in a headline.
Only eight weeks into the Martinelli administration, the US ambassador already warned that Martinelli's shaking down corporations could harm Panama's investment climate.
Martinelli's predisposition with the murky world of espionage and international intrigue was further exposed today by two revelations in the Spanish language press about Panama becoming a center of anti-Chavez plotting.
Want to see a fine mix of hypocrisy, xenophobia and narrow-mindedness at work? Look no further than Panama, a country where they've turned cooking sancocho from these ingredients into an art form.
A leaked cache of documents shows that Petaquilla's Richard Fifer is, among other things, a convicted cocaine dealer.