Corruption
The Cinta Costera shakedown
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TVN got thrown off the cinta costera while filming. They tried that with us too, but failed miserably.
Corruption
How to privatize garbage and get rich in four easy steps
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We can all learn from Panama City mayor Bosco the Clown. Here's how he will get rich of garbage in four easy steps!
Corruption
Towards Total Corruption
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Our beloved president Ricardo Martinelli is off to Colombia in search of entrepreneurs who want to launder money in Panama and meanwhile the gusanos who populate the National Assembly are doing their utmost best to obtain a national state of Total Corruption.
Corruption
PRD legislators complain they’re so poor they have to sell their votes
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PRD legislators confess to having sold their votes to the government in exchange for FIS money.
Corruption
Panama goes to Washington with gallery of rogues
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Panama has been dragged before the Human Rights Commission of the OAS, and will be represented by a narco-mayor and a prosecutor of dubious reputation.
Politics
Panama politicians discover the legal system
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The kangaroo courts make overtime, because the politicians are all frantically suing and screwing each other as if they're in a swingers club.
Corruption
Martinelli spends more on publicity than on the Fire Department
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Panama City's Fire Department has only 9 of the 42 vehicles it should have. Meanwhile, Martinelli spends more on State propaganda than on rectifying this.
Bananamismo
Killer bitch sues websites
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Sherina Latorraca first kills a 3 year old boy, gets off the hook because of her corrupt mother, is rewarded with a job at the Ombudsman office, sees her mother rejected for a position at the Supreme Court - and then sues a couple of blogs who call her an "assassin". Only in Bananama!
Corruption
Leftists claim Panama Canal directors suck
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Nicolás Corcione Pérez Balladares and José A. Sosa Arango have a proven track record of dead construction workers and tens of millions of stolen dollars, so we think they are the perfect choice to govern the Panama Canal. But FRENADESO of course disagrees.
Bananamismo
How to screw up carnival
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Panama City's Via España is empty, and one carnival hotshot after the other is being fined, brought up on charges, and it rains complaints. Carnival.... wasn't that supposed to be, ummmm, fun?