War on Halloween 2.0

Legisladron Alcibiades Vásquez Velásquez revives a law proposal to stop none less than the DEVIL himself from winning the hearts and minds of our youth through Halloween parties in the schools.

Panama goes for investment grade

Panama goes for "investment grade". That means that we're terribly sorry, but the schools here will continue to suck like, forever, and the old and the needy will become more old and more needy.