Tag: chiriqui
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Fines for Frankenfish
Instead of sending in a James Bond to blow the place to pieces, Panama has chosen to fine the creators of evil GMO fish for not having permits.
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Videos featuring wacko replica car prophet Daniel Seppings released
Secretly filmed video shows that there is no car factory, there are no replica cars being built and Daniel Seppings is still certifiably bonkers.
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Bananama Republic holiday leave inspires wacky expat reading
Your Bananama Republic is on leave to media festivals and the Middle East, but luckily some crazy gringo expats write wacky books to keep you entertained.
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Volcan gun nut William Lipton’s history of arms trafficking in Costa Rica
William Lipton, the gun nut who organizes Town Hall shooting practices to kill intruders in Volcan, has a history of arms trafficking in Costa Rica, Bananama Republic can reveal.
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American gun nut teaches Volcan gringos to shoot “intruders”
William Lipton, once arrested for w̶a̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ flashing a gun on school property, is now training racist gringo wackjobs in Volcan how to shoot people.
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Top Gear supercar fraud headed by Australian scam priest
The Top Gear/Super Replica swindle turns out to be headed by Daniel John Seppings a/k/a “Tony Sinclair”, a religious wingnut with a checkered past. UPDATED!
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Murder case leaves Don Winner confused
(Updated) – That’s how well-informed Don Winner really is, with his inside sources and additional information and secret knowledge bullshit. One day it’s a stab wound and don’t you dare question his supreme knowledge, and the next it is in fact a strangle wound and of course he is always right.
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Gosh, it rains in Chiriqui
Because you don’t get headlines if you’re actually prepared for the annual floods, our brave authorities make sure that we get these “surprise” mudslides and collapsing bridges, for fun and profit.