Politics
Financial dildo cancelled
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Martinelli cancels the financial dildo to improve his image and will be seen more among the normal people, drunk.
Bananamismo
Panama is open for business (7): Vallarino steals a dildo
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The opening ceremony, sources insist, will feature Alberto Vallarino being lowered from a helicopter so that the tip of the building penetrates his ass. This day will then forever be a National Holiday in Panama, "Dia de la Estrella Marrón".
Corruption
Alberto Vallarino turns out to be a thief
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This is how we do business in Panama. High level crooks don't pay taxes on anything. All others pay for lousy public services and to maintain our glorious system of total corruption.Viva investment grade!