Financial dildo cancelled

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The Erection of Capitalism, also known as the Torre Financiera or Vallarino's dildo, has been cancelled because Martinelli needs to improve his image with the normal people, and the normal people don't like to see him and his henchmen spend $250 million on some vanity project with a ripped off design while they don't have money and they die in the normal people's hospitals because of killer bacteria. Such whiners, these normal people!

Anyway, this tells us all how serious things are in our tiny nation. Martinelli, who was on one of his occasional transits through Panama going from Chile to the Dominican Republic, hastily arranged a meeting with his Republican failed PR advisers to see how his image could be saved from the savages and his recent drunken exploits on Twitter. And the best these advisers could come up with was, "cancel the dildo (we don't have the money anyway)", and that he should have more contact with these normal people, through Twitter, every time he falls off the wagon. Expect him! (LA ESTRELLA)

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