Corruption
Protest in Bocas!
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Your Bananama Republic is forced to report from Changuinola, of all places, because our government doesn't pay its bills!
Bananamismo
Mulino, the dishonorable
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Is it too much to expect that a minister who - together with his colleagues - constantly worries about attacks on his honor and seeks to protect it with ever wackier anti-press laws, in fact acts honorably? In Panama it is.
Tourism
Panama closes down Bocas ferries, help tourism boycott
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Friday at about 4 PM, heavily armed police escorted officials from the Maritime Authority and closed down the two ferry services that connect Isla Colón with Almirante on the mainland, Bananama Republic has learned.
Bananamismo
One down, many more to go in Bocas massacres
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"Wild Bill" and his charming wife/girlfriend have been caught while trying to enter Nicaragua in a hijacked boat. This will solve at least a couple of murder cases in Bocas as well as some missing person mysteries, but the majority of the guilty in recent killing sprees remains at large.
Corruption
Martinelli travels to Bocas with gifts for the savages while super99 boycott picks up steam
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Martinelli will travel to Bocas carrying beads and shiny things, for the savages. Meanwhile, not just got Global Bank torched last week (Martinelli is a shareholder) but in Santiago activists cordoned off Super99!
Bananamismo
The day after the week before
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Street battle may be over in Bocas del Toro and daily life may slowly resume in the town of Changuinola, but we're only now getting a first glimpse at the size of the stinking mess president Martinelli and his government have caused.