Ricardo Martinelli, our immensely popular leader, told the media while in Costa Rica that Manuel Antonio Noriega could apply for house arrest as soon as he gets extradited from France to Panama - something that is expected to happen within weeks. Okay, he'd have to apply from prison, but that's just for good form. They're building a complete villa for the murderous narco-tyrant in the El Renacer prison to make sure he's comfortable during what will probably be only a brief stay there (maybe Martinelli is reserving the prison villa for himself, just in case? Bunga bunga?).
So, what is the deal with Martinelli and Noriega? Let us explain!
Noriega comes back to Panama and, if you recall, dear reader, he has NEVER talked during all those years. Not a word about his associates, those who betrayed him, nothing. That is, say people who know him, because he wants one thing and one thing only: Revenge. Get even, or worse, with those who sold him out, left him alone, betrayed him.
Many of those who'd qualify for that treatment hold more or less important positions in the PRD. And that's why Martinelli just LOVES Noriega. They've even been calling each other, we have it from an inside source. They share this burning passion for wiping these PRD sell-outs off the map, make their lives hell, make them pay.
So, with those interests aligned, Martinelli is going to help Noriega with his revenge, and Noriega is gonna assist Martinelli with information. A pact made in hell. Entertainment guaranteed!