Don Winner, the indefatigable darling of every crook and con man in Panama and publisher of something called "Panama Guide", is on a suicide mission, having declared jihad on the US embassy. He is going to destroy them, because he is furious - FURIOUS ! - that these embassy people have the audacity to send their Twitter tweets in Spanish, which is the language of inferior Panamanians. AND these embassy people didn't invite him to the 4th of July party! And that's not all. Winner is also outraged - OUTRAGED ! - because these Spanish ghetto speakers and partying tweeters of the US embassy refuse to send him email alerts from the American Citizen Services bureau. Writes Winner on his terrorist rag: "They continue to blow me off, and they apparently do not consider this website to be a valid media outlet". How odd.
And then his ultimatum: "Well, screw them. I will no longer publish these alerts, either on my website or the Yahoo! email groups that I own and control, until they start to send them to be [sic] directly. To put it quite simply, I'm tired of their crap".
Yoohoooo! Weapons of mass destruction! Everybody to the shelters, incoming Yahoo groups-that-he-owns! Dive! Dive! This is gonna be fun. Now that he has declared a boycott-war on the embassy he'll soon be on the Obama death list - remember that other online publisher, of Inspire, which the US government also did not consider to be "a valid media outlet"? Indeed! So, inevitably, drones will take Winner out and make the world a better, safer and gentler place where we can speak Spanish as much as we want. Good luck, Don!