
AFTER Martinelli’s fatal drunken Blackberry chat to then-ambassador Barbara Stephenson demanding help with tapping the phones of his critics, you’d think that our Excelentisimo and his henchmen would show some restraint using social media and such. Not so.
Recently, our fearless president opened an account on Twitter, and immediately started tweeting away, saying hello to good friends like Alvaro Uribe and such. And so happy he was:
muy contento de estar en linea con todos uds, este es mi twitter oficial , un canal abierto para poder comunicarnos. escriban con confianza
Unstoppable, some of his gems include:
Durante el foro Panamá:where the world meets, invite a inversionistas a que sean socios estratégicos, la oportunidad es ahora aquí en Panamá
Just some hours ago, he mysteriously tweeted:
Saliendo
Probably some sort of code-speak? We’ll never know. Similarly vague was this one:
@Eric_MJP @CoCoas_net oye uds son mala gente jajajajajajajaj
About the mining brawl he had this to say:
no se explotará ningún yacimiento en la Comarca, el gobierno desarrollará la minería de manera responsable
Yeah, well, sure.
However, Martinelli is nothing compared to vice-president Juan Carlos Varela, who in just a few weeks, indeed, firmly established himself as the King of Cliché on the microblogging site:
Hay dos lugares en el mundo por donde pasan todas las banderas: El edificio de las Naciones Unidas en Nueva York y el Canal de #Panama
Wow! Never mind there’s also a Suez canal. Or the Atlantic ocean, for that matter. And that’s just the beginning of a whole collection of bathroom tile wisdom that Martinelli’s doormat dishes out:
Recordemos nuestro lema: ” Puente del Mundo Corazón del Universo” #Panama
and
Seguiremos desarrollando este país, económica y socialmente, para beneficio no sólo de los panameños, sino de la región que servimos
and this one is hilarious:
Los empresarios que decidan tener presencia en nuestro país pueden estar seguros que contarán con todo el respaldo del Gobierno Nacional
As if any serious entrepreneur would want to do business with his bunch of narcos, money launderers and kleptocrats. But wait! It gets better:
En Panamá se necesita una oposición responsable, que no se esconda y que deje de financiar protestas http://bit.ly/erRRDL #Panama
Maybe we need a responsible government that doesn’t bribe the opposition, that doesn’t buy itself fake indigenous leaders and that drinks a little less of your booze, Mr. Varela?
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