If you really want to know (you don’t, but we’re telling you anyway) what a bunch of narrow-minded hypocrite sexually obsessed perverted backward frustrated imbeciles great visionary people are leading this country, you only need to observe how they treat students – especially female ones – and morality.
Today, Telemetro reports that students of the Instituto Nacional were denied access to their classes. Some of them arrived too late, others couldn’t enter for other reasons, and then some of the female students were wearing skirts that did not reach below the knee! Scandal!
And such a scandal it was that even the police was called to maintain order and keep these dangerous criminals under control.
That wasn’t the first time our heroic police force scored a major victory over organized female student crime. Just weeks ago, they found nine schoolgirls riding in the back of a bus in underwear during a routine check at one of their crime-busting bribery roadblocks. Understandably, the authorities went ballistic. The license of the bus was immediately revoked. The students were punished. Their parents were ordered to submit to a re-education program.
Minister Lucy Molinar (Opus Dei) was so outraged that she fulminated that the adults (19 years old) who were accompanying the stripping students should “rot in jail”. Not even Wild Bill or real organized crime got as much airplay in our obsessed media as the dangerous girls-in-underwear gang.
None of our fine members of the media noted that this dangerous criminal behavior might be inspired by the billboards Panama’s business community places along those roads where these buses travel towards the schools, featuring young girls in bikini caressing water pumps, holding shock absorbers or showing off the latest merchandise available in the Colón free zone. Like, errrrr, clothes. Or watches, to make sure you’re at school in time (OMG! Lesbians!)
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