Martinelli government admits allegations published in Costa Rica based on Panamanian official documents

Muñeca de la Mafia: Cortés (left) says allegations based on documented evidence

Get this: Our mafia government is going totally bonkers over allegations published in Costa Rica linking president Martinelli with money laundering, drug trafficking, mobster rule and having Israel manage security affairs. So to keep these allegations alive and mark Martinelli, like, forever, they decide to bring legal action, then they say they already brought legal action, then they say that they are going to bring legal action, then pseudo-procurador Bonissi will personally travel to Costa Rica as if he were Martinelli's private consigliere to oversee the legal action because, they say, none of it is true and it endangers the Canal to speak badly about Mr. Narco99.

And then? Minister Alma Cortés, who used to be legal counsel of Martinelli's Narco99 business empire and of Martinelli's cousin and campaign treasurer Ramon Martinelli who is in a Mexican jail because of money laundering for narcos, goes on the record saying that these allegations are actually based on official Panamanian documents!

Are these people really this dumb? We're afraid that indeed they are. As said, they make every effort to have Martinelli forever marked as a rogue money laundering narco-corrupto who runs this country as if it were his personal fiefdom. Why, we wonder again and again, doesn't he simply make his campaign finances public?