Great news in La Prensa today. Many made jokes saying that Martinelli is running our country as if it were a supermarket, and now this turns out to be actually true!
Meet our new foreign sales division headed by Giovanni Afú. He, like MANY others, got his job because he used to work for our vice-president Varela’s alcohol empire, Hermanos Varela, which makes that poisonous shit called “seco” among other things.
So Afú gets a job at Panama’s embassy in Spain, and instead of doing embassy work, guess what? He’s selling Ron Abuelo, another brand of Varela’s company, to those poor Panamanian expats who had hoped to escape inferior booz and Panamanian juega vivo and corruption. See his email to all Panamanians in Spain below.
Afú is just one example, La Prensa lists many more.


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