Reads the letter from some brown-nosing official: "In addition, Panama has many of your like-minded patriotic Americans living here with us, former members of the US military that share your belief in American Exceptionalism, and, just as important, we have a current president that is a free market, free-trading, business minded fan of yours. "
Indeed! Are you guys CRAZY at the Ministry of the Presidency? We have already enough American nuttery and criminals here, plus an American clown as mayor of the capital; los groceros ya son más, we don't need no fucking Limbaugh! Cara de Piña was just flown to France and we would get this drug addict Russian mobster look-alike? No way, José!
Not that we're really worried: Limbaugh's immediate thought was that he was being conned: "I laughed myself silly. This came in over the transom and we spent about two days trying to verify this", he said on his show. Gosh, he doesn't trust a letter from Panama's presidency.... at least the man has some common sense.
Anyway, here's the complete scan of the letter. We offer a Gouda cheese to the person who can prove to us who was the clown that stuck his nose that deep into Limbaugh's ass the author.