A new initiative by our corrupt mayor, the mental retard Bosco the Clown. There are only so many scholarships the municipality has to give away, because he needs the money for visionary plans like piling up garbage all over the city and Christmas parties and stuff. So, this fatso thought, why not let these kids fight for their scholarship? as in: boxing?
Surely, if the police can arrest 7 year olds in Bocas and kill babies, why not enjoy watching Panama's future beat each other up?
Welcome to the future, ladies and gentlemen! El cambio esta en marcha! Next Saturday, Bosco the Clown announced today, we will have Panama's youth (8 to 13 y/o) set an example for all those kids who want to accomplish something in their lives: Beat the shit out of the competition! Healthy! Toughens them up! Builds character!
This sorry excuse for a mayor is even proud of this savage idea. "They will do sport instead of violence", he said at a press conference. Only problem: We heard law experts say on the radio that having kids fight for such rewards is illegal. As it should be. Can someone call UNICEF please?
We also have an idea. We want to be mayor. Please set a date and place where we can beat this guy up and take over! Like, here!