Tag: volcan
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Volcan gun nut William Lipton’s history of arms trafficking in Costa Rica
William Lipton, the gun nut who organizes Town Hall shooting practices to kill intruders in Volcan, has a history of arms trafficking in Costa Rica, Bananama Republic can reveal.
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Intrigue: Murderer lurks among Volcan Highlanders
Now that Don Winner has majestically failed to solve the case, the Volcan Highlander redneck brigades are going to “eliminate” the murderer in their midst, if they can find him or her, they announced – UPDATED.
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American gun nut teaches Volcan gringos to shoot “intruders”
William Lipton, once arrested for w̶a̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ flashing a gun on school property, is now training racist gringo wackjobs in Volcan how to shoot people.
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Murder case leaves Don Winner confused
(Updated) – That’s how well-informed Don Winner really is, with his inside sources and additional information and secret knowledge bullshit. One day it’s a stab wound and don’t you dare question his supreme knowledge, and the next it is in fact a strangle wound and of course he is always right.