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What happens when a gringo gun fetishist and arms trafficker who can't drive a car gets into the ocean for a swim? Yep, he drowns.
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What happens when a gringo gun fetishist and arms trafficker who can't drive a car gets into the ocean for a swim? Yep, he drowns.
William Lipton, the gun nut who organizes Town Hall shooting practices to kill intruders in Volcan, has a history of arms trafficking in Costa Rica, Bananama Republic can reveal.
Now that Don Winner has majestically failed to solve the case, the Volcan Highlander redneck brigades are going to "eliminate" the murderer in their midst, if they can find him or her, they announced - UPDATED.
William Lipton, once arrested for w̶a̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ flashing a gun on school property, is now training racist gringo wackjobs in Volcan how to shoot people.
(Updated) - That's how well-informed Don Winner really is, with his inside sources and additional information and secret knowledge bullshit. One day it's a stab wound and don't you dare question his supreme knowledge, and the next it is in fact a strangle wound and of course he is always right.