Bananamismo
Police enjoys bikini contest
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What the police is really doing is keeping an eye on our safety, especially in nightlife areas. They go from bar to bar, club to club, and ask for shots of seco.
Bananamismo
Booze pushing Panama consul strikes again
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WE didn't know we had one and we don't understand why we need one, but the government employs a consul in the Canary Islands who markets our VP's rum and dresses up as a transvestite, for Panama.
Corruption
Varela turns Panama government into drunken circus
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Under Martinelli's and Varela's rule, Panama's embassies have turned into foreign sales outlets for Varela products like Seco and Ron Abuelo.
Politics
Varela the Mouse roars
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Vice-president Varela warns the FARC for the last time! And wants his company to pay for carnival and getting people drunk, but not for ambulances.