Tag: policia nacional
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Panama joins imaginary coalition to fight ISIS
Joins with what? Gladiadores? Martinelli’s klepto-jet? Proteger y Servir asking bribes? And what coalition are they talking about anyway?
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Tourism in Panama, navigating hostile territory
Having guests from the US, Bananama Republic set out on a tourism trip through the country. What could possibly go wrong?
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War on Halloween, again
Panama’s Proteger y Servir outlaws masks in the streets during Halloween because criminals wear masks too, sometimes.
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Z7 gun nuts prepare to leave Bocas
Militia gun nut Darren Wilburn gets interrogated by the police and is now packing to leave Panama, while his partner pledges that they will never give any training under any circumstances here.
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Martinelli unites China and Taiwan, Italians pull the net tighter
Martinelli bungles his way through Asia while Panama burns and Italian prosecutors are closing in on him.
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Police does its usual kid-killing routine in Colon riots over Martinelli land scheme
Panama’s heroic national police kills 9 year old to shut up protests against Martinelli’s land sales to finance corrupt schemes.
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Police enjoys bikini contest
What the police is really doing is keeping an eye on our safety, especially in nightlife areas. They go from bar to bar, club to club, and ask for shots of seco.
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Coup threat in Panama
With a police force that increasingly behaves as if it’s above the law and sub-director Eduardo Serracin threatening a coup d’etat, Panama has not been this unstable since 1989.
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Martinelli’s rage attacks, threats
President Martinelli may be invisible, but our sources tell us that behind the scenes he is yelling and screaming and having rage attacks as if there’s no tomorrow, demanding that his hydroelectric plants be realized.