Bananama Republic (https://www.bananamarepublic.com/tag/oas/)
In a move aimed at continuity after sacking narco Willy Cochez, Panama appoints Arturo Vallarino as its new ambassador to the OAS - a scam pimp who used to promote investment fraud and private militias.
He did it, says Cochez, all in the name of Democracy. He has now sacrificed himself for that great ideal, because Venezuela is, as we all know, a brutal dictatorship with no free elections where the evil Chavez persecutes the media in which he, Guillermo Cochez, freely publishes his rantings. A hero has fallen in the battle for a better world.
Panama's narco-ambassador is called a "yokel" by Venezuela, for his wacko right-wing fantasies about the health of Hugo Chavez.
Once, Guillermo Cochez hoped to be heading the OAS. Now he's reduced to spouting bile about Hugo Chavez.
Standard & Poor's warns that Panama could lose its coveted investment grade if Martinelli doesn't change his ways after human rights groups condemn again the police brutality in Bocas.
Insulza got reelected as head of the OAS, just as Bananama Republic told you he would and despite of crazy conspiracies by the extreme right.
Bananama Republic experiments with live blogging the hearing by the OAS human rights commission about justice in Panama.
Panama has been dragged before the Human Rights Commission of the OAS, and will be represented by a narco-mayor and a prosecutor of dubious reputation.
Our beloved president Ricardo Martinelli is trying to do a political version of the famous Leonard - Duran II boxing match which, as you may remember, ended with the Panamanian Roberto Durán begging "no más, no más".
Panama is conspiring with other healthy right-wingers in the hemisphere to have that communist José Miguel Insulza removed as secretary-general of the Organization of American States (OAS) and replaced by a narco-mayor. And we've launched an attack against ALBA and Morales and his environmental summit too!