Tag: guns
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Bocas next to fall in gringo militia craze
Bananama Republic issues a travel warning for Bocas del Toro now that hardcore gringo militia types have established a foothold there.
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Gringo militias buy supplies and guidance from Nazi lunatic
The Don Winner clan sells stun guns and fake legal advice to pot-bellied Hawaiian shirt brigades that seek to protect their lawnmowers from the cholos.
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Government prepares anti-gun law with new Spanish words in it
The only ones who are totally unaffected by the law are the criminals. They never cared for licenses and other gun-rules anyway, so the new measures won’t change that much for them. Well done, Mulino!