Tourism
Tourism in Panama, navigating hostile territory
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Having guests from the US, Bananama Republic set out on a tourism trip through the country. What could possibly go wrong?
Bananamismo
Fines for Frankenfish
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Instead of sending in a James Bond to blow the place to pieces, Panama has chosen to fine the creators of evil GMO fish for not having permits.
Tourism
Beat up nature-lovers in Boquete!
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Since our visionary Martinelli rammed this "sausage law" through the assembly, our heroic national police has become increasingly creative cooking up new schemes for fun and profit. They've now introduced a new attraction to Boquete: Beat up environmentalists!
Corruption
Take the bus to Boquete, get shot at.
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This is why we have all these police roadblocks and checkpoints everywhere, dear reader. Our golden duo, minister Mulino of State Repression and Insecurity and police chief and war criminal Gustavo Perez, are so busy shooting protesters in the face, killing others and shaking down drivers for bribes at these checkpoints that the criminals can do what they want!
Corruption
Boquete don’t know where they’re a gonna go when the volcano blow
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Panama's institute that monitors potentially dangerous volcanic activity isn't updating its data, they're collecting it in the wrong places and you have to write them a letter if you want to know anything.