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9 Real reasons to like Panama
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Expats and expat websites keep telling each other how much they like Panama for all the wrong reasons. Here's what really is to like about the isthmus.
Bananama Republic (https://www.bananamarepublic.com/page/5/)
In August of last year, we received an email from our web host, 1984.is, that they had closed down Bananama Republic. Why? Apparently there was a court order from the Netherlands. We got a copy of that, and sure enough, Patrick Visser, of Silva Tree fame, as well as his wife, Keren Visser-Katz, had filed a civil case against your author, made sure we didn’t know about it, and won.
Expats and expat websites keep telling each other how much they like Panama for all the wrong reasons. Here's what really is to like about the isthmus.
Panama gave in to Colombian demands and now negotiates a tax information sharing treaty.
Want to know about Panama business ethics? Look no further than them inviting the Wolf of Wall Street for a business seminar.
Everything he tried to do in Panama has failed, so career criminal Monte Friesner has moved back to Canada and started Alpha Cash Finanz.
Although stories are being spun in the media about robbery and attempted kidnapping, the possibility of an attempted murder in a drug deal is much more likely.
A wanted man in the US now acts as prosecutor in the case against a corrupt magistrate who can't keep his dumb mouth shut.
A nationalist group against foreigners copies, in true Panamanian fashion, its name and logo from a foreign cult of which many a leader sits in prison for things like murder.
Satan expresses satisfaction after hearing that minister of social development may actually be for sale in upcoming Halloween brawl.
With the mining business tanked, the investors relations department shifts to charity with Bikinis, Babes, and Bay street.
We make the case for leaving it like that, and add a statue of Mayin taking a dump.