Tropical journalism from Panamá
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Panama gets ready for Disney season
After destroying a mural of mermaids from a Panamanian painter, our heroic municipality spends $250k on Disney mermaids for a catholic holiday.
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A Free Speech Zone for Panama?
If Panama can protect free trade in the Colon Free Trade Zone, and neutrality and free transit through the Panama Canal, why not do the same for Free Speech and a Free Press?
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Financial offshore tourism in Panama
Why the smart money stays away from Panama’s crime-ridden financial sector.
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Colombia best place in Latin America to do business
Panama is a distant fifth in World Bank report, and on Internations survey ranks even below Europe in cost of living.
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Noriega screwed over again by gringos
Noriega, this time defeated by Rudy Giuliani, should have launched his own video game with Bush as the bad guy.
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Wacky whining about stupid national anthem
If Banananazis don’t stop complaining about how their dumb anthem is being performed, we will produce a punk version of it in Icelandic and shit on their flag.
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Petaquilla sequestered, Fifer summoned, inside info
The authorities move against Petaquilla and Richard Fifer, while we reveal some inside info about his criminal activities.
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War on Halloween, again
Panama’s Proteger y Servir outlaws masks in the streets during Halloween because criminals wear masks too, sometimes.
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Fines for Frankenfish
Instead of sending in a James Bond to blow the place to pieces, Panama has chosen to fine the creators of evil GMO fish for not having permits.
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Legislators FINALLY taking care of themselves
After decades of sacrifice and suffering abuse for the public good, Panama’s legislators have now come to see that they should take care of themselves with new cars.
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