Bananamismo
Embassy warden wants to kill Ngöbes
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US embassy warden Mike Hinton publicly states he would kill one or more Ngöbe protesters should he get stuck at a roadblock.
Bananamismo
Martinellistas prepare auto-coup
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Martinelli's deputees have been told to pass draconian law that would allow for censorship of media and websites and pave the way for dictatorship, vast majority of Panamanians fear.
Bananamismo
Boscolandia theme park closed
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Martinelli told Bosco the Clown to resign or be thrown in jail. Bosco then put up a heroic fight by calling in sick and resigning the next day. Consequently, Panameñistas and other political retards are saying this was all a coup!
Bananamismo
Martinelli opens 2012 circus season
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The best part was towards the end when he directly addressed his ministers, explaining to each one of them how the evil opposition in cahoots with the media would capture them, torture them and rape them in front of their families, just because they can, and how he would do nothing to help them.
arnulfismo
Arnulfista Death Porn Fiesta
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After first bringing a semi-dead corpse back home - Noriega - our leaders are now planning the state re-funeral of Arnulfo Arías Madrid, the former president, putschist, nazi sympathizer and late husband of also former president Mireya Moscoso.
Bananamismo
Law firm goes offshore gambling
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Who's José Ventura? He is a LAWYER! A lawyer running a gambling outfit? A lawyer buying domain names for a client? Is Compass Law also a sports betting house? HOW WEIRD IS IT GONNA FUCKING GET IN THIS COUNTRY???
Bananamismo
Noriega still rules
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Within just hours after the Iberia flight touched down in Panama, the government had managed to make a total mess of Noriega's return before the eyes of a baffled world press. What happened?
Bananamismo
Police starts roadside assistance plan
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Just seen on Twitter: The National Police is going to emphasize the "servir" part of "proteger y servir". How? Well, they've launched an initiative in which you can call them, 24 hours a day, seven days a week, if you are stuck somewhere on the road with a flat tire or things like that.
Bananamismo
Trump Club in big legal trouble
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Trump Ocean Club faces plethora of legal demands related to delays, down payments gone missing and loss of value of their apartments - and they are already defaulting on their debt.
Bananamismo
WikiLeaks Spyfiles forgets Pele-System
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PelePolice is not included in a new WikiLeaks release about the booming market for surveillance and espionage software and tools. But it should be.