Bananamismo
War on Halloween 2.0
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Legisladron Alcibiades Vásquez Velásquez revives a law proposal to stop none less than the DEVIL himself from winning the hearts and minds of our youth through Halloween parties in the schools.
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Legisladron Alcibiades Vásquez Velásquez revives a law proposal to stop none less than the DEVIL himself from winning the hearts and minds of our youth through Halloween parties in the schools.
Monte Friesner and his accomplice Tatiana Nazarova exploit dying children in Somalia and launch phishing software to further advance fee fraud scams in Panama.
Trump Ocean Club goes the way of Greece, including bond debt restructuring, bank trouble, being downgraded and all the other fun that comes with the collapse of capitalism.
Berlusconi will probably take care of Noriega if Martinelli can keep Valter Lavitola, for whom Italian prosecutors issued an arrest warrant, safe in Panama.
Our beloved heroic drunken president Ricky Martinelli is sometimes inexplicably under criticism in the media, for doing things wrong. This obviously bothers him and his people tremendously, so they found a solution, in secret.
Authorities in La Chorrera are rounding up psychiatric patients on the loose and putting them in pick-up trucks, to be transported to a concentration camp yet to be determined.
Chello Galvez shines as Cambio Democratico's intellectual voice on Twitter.
Martinelli cancels the financial dildo to improve his image and will be seen more among the normal people, drunk.
Silva Tree's Patrick Visser has disappeared from the web, while a European report lists them as "land grabbing vultures" linked to boiler room schemes.
Because you don't get headlines if you're actually prepared for the annual floods, our brave authorities make sure that we get these "surprise" mudslides and collapsing bridges, for fun and profit.