Politics
Shrink charged only $25k to declare Bosco the Clown mentally sane
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Shrink charges a modest $25k bribe to declare Bosco the Clown mentally healthy and now they refuse to pay.
Politics
Right wingnut website suggests Panama closes Canal to France
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Panama's biggest scam promoter campaigns to violate the neutrality of the Canal by closing it for France bound ships.
Politics
Dictator Martinelli will sign Cuba law
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the freeloading good-for-nothings over at the National Assembly, have passed a law that is a sort of potpourri of something for everybody and things-we-were-thinking-about-lately. It includes the article that will send us to prison if we close a street protesting all the crap that comes out of the Martinelli dictatorship.
Bananamismo
Candidate magistrates can’t even read or write
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Just what we always suspected. There's a vacancy at the Second Superior Court, and part of the procedure to select the new magistrate is a Spanish test, reading and writing, level 3. Of the 12 candidates, only four passed the test.
Politics
Police beats up and teargases protesters to facilitate Grupo Cuerva dam
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Police teargassed and arrested activists in Chiriqui to facilitate a hydroelectric dam to be built by neo-colonial Spanish Grupo Cuerva.
Politics
Ciudad del Saber censors Bananama Republic
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Take away the right to say "fuck" and you take away the right to say "fuck the government."
Politics
A white man running is an athlete, a black man running is a criminal…
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Yes, dear reader, although the racist oligarch media in Panama may lead you to believe otherwise, "Ito" is nothing but a suspect in a murder investigation, just like Amael Acosta was a suspect-on-the-run in the murder of Vanessa Marquez - but they never labeled him a "delinquent" or "antisocial" because he is white and member of the elite. Same with Sherina Latorraca and numerous other examples.
Politics
Legisladrones insist on Cuba style anti-protest law
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Panama's corrupt legislators want to make protesting a crime, just like in Cuba. But they don't really know what they're getting themselves into....
Corruption
H.A. Engineering INC. kills cab driver and calls it an “accident”
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In any normal country, this company would be sued for damages well into the many millions of dollars for security failures and responsibility for the death of the taxi driver. But this is Panama, the country of "los groceros somos más" where rich maleantes always get away with everything.
Bananamismo
Bananama Republic thanks you all for your support
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Since we rebooted your Bananama Republic to give it a fresh start, we've published 73 articles - all original, no stealing here from the news services - and despite such a limited amount we've already experienced spectacular growth in our readership.