Bananamismo
Volcán air gets cleaner
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What happens when a gringo gun fetishist and arms trafficker who can't drive a car gets into the ocean for a swim? Yep, he drowns.
Scams & Frauds
Volcan gun nut William Lipton’s history of arms trafficking in Costa Rica
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William Lipton, the gun nut who organizes Town Hall shooting practices to kill intruders in Volcan, has a history of arms trafficking in Costa Rica, Bananama Republic can reveal.
Wacky
Intrigue: Murderer lurks among Volcan Highlanders
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Now that Don Winner has majestically failed to solve the case, the Volcan Highlander redneck brigades are going to "eliminate" the murderer in their midst, if they can find him or her, they announced - UPDATED.
Bolivar's Telegraph
American gun nut teaches Volcan gringos to shoot “intruders”
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William Lipton, once arrested for w̶a̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ flashing a gun on school property, is now training racist gringo wackjobs in Volcan how to shoot people.