Brings Chorrera bunga bunga girl as present

Martinelli’s secret Italy trips

Thank God we have Italian newspapers on the Martinelli - Mulino - Berlusconi helicopter and radar scam, because all that those lazy bastards at La Prensa do is ... More »

La Piovra

Martinelli prosecuted in Italy?

Our mobster president spent the first years of his rule to obtain total control of the Public Ministry and the judiciary, and it was all for nothing, thanks ... More »

On Wednesday 23 Nov 2011
In Corruption, featured
Tag berlusconi bribery Corruption finnmeccanica italian citizenship martinelli off to the slammer papadimitriu raul mulino Valter Lavitola
With 2 Comments

Trump defaults; Panama is Dubai

Sarko meets the Narco!

Our presi is on tour in Europe these days, and the last stop was France to visit Noriega and coordinate the latter's return as a special adviser to the ... More »

On Saturday 19 Nov 2011
In Bananamismo
Tag crisis debt default dubai martinelli narco99 noriega panama sarko meets narco trump ocean club
With 6 Comments

After Chile, it's now Honduras' turn!

Friedman insanity goes 2.0

There's only one country in Central America where the same kind of right-wing nuttiness rules as on our own isthmus with il Duce, Rico Martinelli the 1st, and ... More »

On Saturday 19 Nov 2011
In Bananamismo, Scams & Frauds
Tag chicago boys chile city states Future Cities Development Inc. honduras libertarian martinelli milton friedman patri friedman pinochet porfirio lobo
With 4 Comments

Will she continue to work as a "journalist" at RCM?

Ricky’s bunga twitter chick apologizes

Say what you want about our incorruptible leader, but Rico Martinelli sure keeps us all entertained. We just recovered from his Twitter exploits insulting some woman for being fat ... More »

On Friday 18 Nov 2011
In Bananamismo
Tag Amanda Lucci bunga bunga fake journalist lavitola Manny Pacquiao martinelli rcm twitter
With 3 Comments

Let's have some sealed indictments

Papadimitriu in hot water

There's an interesting analysis out by the Council on Hemispheric Affairs (COHA), titled "Titling Scams and Suspicious Canal Bids: Panamanian Corruption Spreads to Land Holdings and Prominent Politicians". ... More »

On Friday 11 Nov 2011
In Corruption
Tag coha Corruption foreign corruption act land swindles martinelli nepotism panama canal papadimitriu
With 3 Comments

Third world PR tips & tricks

Martinelli’s cyber digbats

Our beloved heroic drunken president Ricky Martinelli is sometimes inexplicably under criticism in the media, for doing things wrong. This obviously bothers him and his people tremendously, so ... More »

On Thursday 13 Oct 2011
In Politics
Tag gobierno nacional martinelli media pr
With 1 Comment

Our next president?

Chello starts where Martinelli stops

UPDATED - Because of the drunken tweets of our beloved Excelentisimo, we were a kind of wondering what his political party, Cambio Democratico, really stands for, ideologically. Are ... More »

On Thursday 6 Oct 2011
In Politics
Tag cambio democratico chello galvez martinelli twitter
With 1 Comment

Vamos bien

Financial dildo cancelled

The Erection of Capitalism, also known as the Torre Financiera or Vallarino's dildo, has been cancelled because Martinelli needs to improve his image with the normal people, and ... More »

On Thursday 6 Oct 2011
In Politics
Tag alberto vallarino dildo image martinelli torre financiera
With 1 Comment

He'll just never leave

Fake rector sworn in

For a moment we were afraid that we had to go look for another place to buy our university diplomas, but THANK GOD our heroic fake-doctorate self appointed ... More »

On Friday 30 Sep 2011
In Corruption, featured, Politics
Tag 2014 election fraud gustavo garcia de paredes martinelli univerity of panama
With 4 Comments

Los groceros somos más

Budget approved by “4 gatos”

Now that the alliance between the pizzafistas and the panameñistas has been broken because of egos and stupidity, things in Panamanian politics are quickly descending further into the ... More »

On Thursday 29 Sep 2011
In Politics
Tag blandon Corruption gobierno nacional martinelli presupuesto thugs
With Comments Off

Circus Martinelli

Don’t drink and Tweet

Our beloved president Ricky Martinelli had a party yesterday because of Papademente's birthday, and he got drunk. And when he gets drunk he starts sending messages that he ... More »

On Thursday 29 Sep 2011
In featured, Politics
Tag callate obesa drunk martinelli panama sloshed twitter wasted
With 4 Comments

Lo mejor del boxeo

Blandón destroys Jumbo Man

José Isabel Blandón, legislator and shady lawyer, is always in the middle of very important things. During the dark days of the military coup in Honduras, he traveled ... More »

On Thursday 22 Sep 2011
In Food
Tag jose blandon jumbo ferias jumbo man martinelli socialism
With 1 Comment

WikiLeaks

Colombian attack in Panama

When the Colombian army bombed a FARC camp in Ecuador, this led to a diplomatic crisis between those two countries with Venezuela added in the mix. In Panama, ... More »

On Monday 11 Apr 2011
In Bananamismo
Tag attack barbara stephenson bombs cablegate colombian army farc martinelli panama wikileaks
With 4 Comments

Shooting yourself in foot in 10 easy steps

Blow-Up: The PAMAGO Conspiracy

THE party lasted into the wee hours of the next morning, with plenty of wine, whiskey, tequila and rum. Finally they could unwind, relax, relieve some of the tension, now ... More »

On Tuesday 29 Mar 2011
In Corruption
Tag almengor anamatilde gomez antinori bonissi conspiracy italo martinelli moncada luna pamago prieto procuradora zulay rodriguez
With 5 Comments

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