Politics
Financial dildo cancelled
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Martinelli cancels the financial dildo to improve his image and will be seen more among the normal people, drunk.
Bananamismo
Panama is open for business (7): Vallarino steals a dildo
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The opening ceremony, sources insist, will feature Alberto Vallarino being lowered from a helicopter so that the tip of the building penetrates his ass. This day will then forever be a National Holiday in Panama, "Dia de la Estrella Marrón".