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Noriega Demands Saddam-style Execution

By The Editor on Feb 12, 2008 | In Noriega | 1 feedback »

Former military strongman Manuel Antonio Noriega is suing the United States government demanding that he be executed "just like Saddam."

With Panamanian officials currently discussing his future with the US government, the former dictator, America's only prisoner of war, is "sick and tired" of being ignored by the media and "rotting away" in a prison cell, he told Bananama Republic.

"I'm always mentioned together with Saddam when they write about rogue leaders and America's enemies. But Saddam got all the attention and a high-profile execution. It's just not fair," complained Noriega...

Tags: execution, extradition, horca, noriega, panama, sadam

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